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Welcome to Nightly.net, where a picture is worth five thousand words, well surpassing the lousy exchange rate offered by other backwater cheapskate fan sites! While our under-25 members focus on returning to school and our over-25 members drink to forget how much of their summer they wasted, two of Nightly.net’s power couples left the comfy [...]
On August 13th the culture of youth and the culture of yore face off in theaters as the vivid adaptation of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World opens against the violent remake of The Expendables. It’s teens versus testosterone! Hipsters versus hitters! In-jokes versus living jokes! In this corner: Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz [...]
Welcome to Nightly.net, where we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor! Except for anyone who disagrees with us. How dare they. July 4th in America marks another year passed since the signing of the Declaration of Independence, the seditious document that marked the beginning of the end of [...]
Welcome to Nightly.net, upholders of truth, justice, and the American way! (Our non-American members, our pathological liars, and our occasional unfettered troll notwithstanding.) This week DC Comics celebrated a publishing milestone with the release of the 600th issue of Wonder Woman, a considerable feat for the longtime girls’ merchandising staple. This momentous occasion is all [...]
Welcome to Nightly.net, where our members are anxiously awaiting next year’s big-budget Green Lantern movie! Hopefully we can content ourselves with a little cinematic bait-and-switch to kill time for the six months prior to that film’s release. The undercover super-hero known as the Green Hornet has been retrieved from the mothballs of ancient pop-culture history [...]
Welcome to Nightly.net, where the choice between what is right and what is easy has started all our greatest arguments! As if the spectacles of Dr. Seuss and the Marvel super-heroes weren’t enough to attract crowds, June 18th at Universal Islands of Adventure was the grand opening of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, the [...]