Nightly.net Travels Five Days into Past, Fails to Save Billy Mays
The Nightly.net staff regrets to inform the general membership and random passersby that an unexpected bout with unfunny webhosting slapstick has resulted in the loss of hundreds of posts of varying size and content. Due to thoughtless inactions beyond the control of anyone who actually posts here — from site owner Jedi Apprentice himself on down to our newest banned spammer — all member contributions submitted to our site between the middle of June 25th and this reporter’s dinnertime on June 30th were instantly vaporized.
Nightly.net deeply regrets this heartbreaking situation and extends sincere though possibly futile apologies to ShadowDog, Tank, Thomas Alan, monkeygirl, this reporter’s wife, the Arena guys, and any other members or lurkers who experienced great aesthetic loss during this unscheduled five-day time warp. Please be assured that Mr. Apprentice is even more incensed than many of you are, and is already taking logical steps to prevent future surprise wipeouts.
For your convenience, the amazing colossal ShadowDog has provided this thorough summary of the original event timeline of our last five days. Eyewitnesses are cheerfully invited to add their two cents, correct any oversights, reveal any dramatic changes in their personal timeline resulting from this snafu, or just reply with a few precious widdle angry-face smileys.



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