Andy Hallett Still Dead, Sources Insist
After spending the last 3½ weeks leaving the Nightly.net Front Page perfectly preserved in pristine mint condition while conducting our own independent investigations, your humble Nightly News staff regrets to confirm to the best of our collective knowledge that actor and Golden Satellite Award nominee Andy Hallett is, in fact, still deceased and not returning to us anytime soon.
Your Nightly News action team — alphabetically by username being Copper, Darth Irish, Domo-Kun, D-Ray Kenobi, Dr. Ifto, Exodus, IMEricka, Jedi Apprentice, Lord Malice, lovecraftian, Mandard, Mara Jade Skywalker, NumberSix, Otanku, R.CAllen, Rock, Sephi, The Shadow, Tangent, Tank, Wally Q, and some friend of JA’s that he’s never formally introduced to the rest of us — remains alert, on call, and ready for reporting, should any rumor be received of even the remotest possibility of his resurrection, reincarnation, cloning, or evil twinning. Be sure to check out our forums for future updates as they occur! Or stop by and create your own!
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