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Mr._KissKissBangBang
Viva La Reagan Revolucion
Member # 1232

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New from Darth Squats Rap, Inc., comes Leo DiCaprio's favorite homosexual raps. Everytime you hear this CD, you'll imagine Darth DiCaprio with his flesh colored pen!s shaped lightsaber, ready for battle or a little fun with his buddy Bubba. In this collection you get Leonardo, rapping these and many other songs!

The Schlong Song
Let me see that schlong,
Schlong, schlong, schlong, scholng!

and

Baby Got Back (The Gay Remix)
I like big nuts,
And I cannot lie,
You other homos can't deny...

Thats right, just call up Darth Squats at 1-800-HOMO-RAP and ask ol' Squatty for a copy of Leo Dicaprio's GAY RAP!

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All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!

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Darth Evolence
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Member # 2899

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I've already got my copy reserved...

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~Lady Sith~
Capitalism Stole My Virginity
Member # 4845

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You know, Leo got butt-f*cked in that independant film 'Total Eclipse' in like a barnyard on the IFC channel.

One of the funniest moments on cable tv

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Master Pimp
Secretary of Pimpdaddyness
Member # 287

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Damn Darth DiCaprio and his pink cape.

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Darth Squats
J.A.F.O.
Member # 570

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Just announced from Darth Squats Rap, Inc...

Bad Remixes, Vol.1..

An album that rips on classic hits from artists like "The Baha Men"

Who Let Your Mom Out?
Who let your mom out?
Woof, woof, woof
Who let your mom out?

and

A rip on that pop/b!tch-boy group, "N'Sync"

I Gotta Go Pee
Guess what
I've gotta go pee

This exclusive release can also be ordered by calling Darth Squats at 1-800-HOMO-RAP and asking for "Bad Remixes, Vol.1"

Thank you and just remember. No one is safe from becoming a bad remix.....

[This message has been edited by Darth Squats (edited 09-19-2000).]

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Mr._KissKissBangBang
Viva La Reagan Revolucion
Member # 1232

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LOL @ Squatty.

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