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Are there any natives around that I can exploit by making them slave in my Shoe Factory?
Posts: 1878 | From: Someplace.....Somewhere....In Ohio.....Not really...I mean c'mon Ohio?? | Registered: Jul 1999
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Nope...it is deserted. All it has on it ..is um....an elusive wild pig with the speed of a cheetah!
Posts: 27021 | From: LV-426 | Registered: Apr 2000
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Make some huts, hammocks, and some radios out of coconuts and let hilarity ensue. Posts: 4652 | From: Rancho Relaxo | Registered: Jun 1999
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Strangle the others with the rope. Use their bodies for various purposes (Leather goods, like wallets. Their fat, as tallow, for candles. Other remains to fertilize a small garden to grow food from seeds any of the food may have.) In addition, the "four people's food supply for a week" becomes much longer-lasting.
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Posts: 2918 | From: Des Moines, IA, USA | Registered: Jun 1999
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All I need are Paper Clips and some magnets...any of those?
Posts: 1878 | From: Someplace.....Somewhere....In Ohio.....Not really...I mean c'mon Ohio?? | Registered: Jul 1999
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No paper clips... unless you want to make them from somebodies glasses...then you could use that person as bait for Tim.
Posts: 27021 | From: LV-426 | Registered: Apr 2000
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I would use the radio chip implanted in my brain to call for help. OWW! Damn electric shock chip implanted in my brain! OWW!
Posts: 4652 | From: Rancho Relaxo | Registered: Jun 1999
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What the hell kind of "deserted" island doesn't have paper clips?
Ummmm, well here is my plan. I make a time machine. Travel to the 1920's kidnap president Warren G. Harding and have him seduce tim. Then we eat tim, I defy you to debunk my plan.
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::Lady P curls up in the corner whimpering something about pigs heads and flies::
Posts: 6133 | From: Cincinnati, Oh | Registered: Jul 1999
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Act Strong Lady P.... you don't want to be one of the people we send off to die..
And yeah Oj, No radioshacks on the island. If you can make the time machine out of sticks and rope....more power to ya. If we can make a radio, im sure we can make a time machine
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Damn right... if you don't shape up you'll be eaten. Even if we have our 4 people!!
Posts: 27021 | From: LV-426 | Registered: Apr 2000
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I don't think I'd provide enough nutritional value to be worth eating. And besides, I don't eat very much. Give me a few nuts and berries and I'd be content. We could always dig for crustaceans (sp?) to eat. We are on an island after all.
But then on second thought, if I'm stuck on an island with Oji, TR, Rjinn, DK and R.C. I'm not sure I'd want to survive
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I say we kick off that damn Gilligan, he's always being a pain in the ass.... oh wait, wrong show.
Posts: 4652 | From: Rancho Relaxo | Registered: Jun 1999
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