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Pharonah Jade
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Well let's chat with styx-boy here.

Have you enjoyed the show thus far, sir? ::PJ hands him the microphone::

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Otis Nixon
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crappers...ummmmmm...nothing to see here folks...move along

[This message has been edited by Otis Nixon (edited 06-29-2000).]

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styx-boy
The Dark One
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(in best Bruce Willis impression from The Fifth Element)

ummmmmmmm...yeah

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R.C Allen
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I see, Mr. Nixon. Or Mr. Styx-boy. Or whatever.

So, anything you'd like to say to the world? I warn you, any and all profanity and sexual innuendo will be edited out.

[This message has been edited by R.C Allen (edited 06-29-2000).]

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styx-boy
The Dark One
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and that's what I have to say to the world

Thank You

and eat PEZ

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Randall00
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Hmm...nice.

So, are you from out of town?

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styx-boy
The Dark One
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where are we at?

probably...I am from Minnesota

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Pharonah Jade
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Ah, well we are broadcasted live from three different locations in Canada. None of which are in Minnesota.

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R.C Allen
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Heather: Hello? WE'RE THE INVITED GUESTS HERE!

PJ: Ah, shut up. You suck.

Heather: I'm sorry.

PJ: Oh, now you're gonna cry and your nose will drip, huh?

Heather: (jumps on PJ) Die! Die! Die!

PJ: (shurgs Heather to the floor) That wasn't in your stupid documentary.

R.C: More chips guys?

Josh: Please.

Michael: Sure.

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styx-boy
The Dark One
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I don't get any?

**sniffles**

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Jangy
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okay, I didn't bother to read a single post on this thread, that's me being me. SO I'm just gonna talk smack, cuz smack is talked when you don't know. Sound good? Good, that's what I thought.

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R.C Allen
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NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH!
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST FOR IMPORTANT NEWS! ELIAN GONZALEZ HAS BOARDED A PLANE AND IS HEADED TO CUBA AS WE SPEAK!

IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME!

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R.C Allen
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Oh, I'm sorry, people of the world. I've mistaken you for somebody that actually gives a crap.

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Randall00
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You know what we do need? Music.

Jangy, do you play any instruments?

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Jangy
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that whole Elian situation was so stupid and blown out of proportion. If he was an adult, they wouldn't have done nothing.

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Jangy
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Do I play any instruments? Do I play any instruments, you ask?!!!!!

OF COURSE NOT!!! I can play the CD player, but not no instruments.

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styx-boy
The Dark One
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I bought a keyboard...

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R.C Allen
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You're hired.

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Pharonah Jade
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Aww...you were supposed to say. "Yes, of course. In fact I can play a late show orchestra all by myself!"

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styx-boy
The Dark One
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I can do that PJ

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Jangy
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I'm too worn out to lie.

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Pharonah Jade
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Hmmm...sounds like a devious trap of lies to me, but okay!

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Randall00
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Say...can you play "That Familiar Keyboard Tune In the Background," composed by the late and great jedi_loser?

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R.C Allen
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I already told you.

He's hired.

Heather: Hello? Could we get some questions here?

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Pharonah Jade
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Here's one: Why don't you shut your face, wench?!

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styx-boy
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plays "That Familiar Keyboard Tune In the Background"

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Randall00
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Fabulous work, styx-boy. We welcome you to the staff. For the first time in the history of Late night jibber-jabber, an official position has been handed over to a new work applicant.

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styx-boy
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woohoo...keeps playing the rest of the night

what about we play some Stairway?

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Pharonah Jade
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Oo oo!! I love that song!

::wanders off singing:: "There's a lady who's sure...."

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R.C Allen
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Okay, I want to thank our three guests--

Heather: We're booked for fifteen more minutes!

Mark: I don't really care...just want more beer.

Josh: Likewise.

Here ya go, guys. Now, Heather, as I was saying...

SECURITY! Could someone please throw this woman out the door?

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Pharonah Jade
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That's right, wench!! And stay out!!

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Pharonah Jade
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Thanks to Molson Canadian beer, Josh and Mike have had a great time on our show this evening.

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R.C Allen
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