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TuskenRaider
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::Backs truck up to a building... unloads Colt 45 after Colt 45, Opens the doors::

Alright people bring dem Ho's and come and get drunk. Anybody have a preference of music?

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Pedro the Poodle
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::Steps into the bar whimpering:

Do you have food for me to eat?

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TuskenRaider
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::Lines up Pedro...licks finger and puts it in the air... runs at full speed and boots Pedro into one of the televisions, causing it to shoot sparks::

Damn Moocher Dog!

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Vampire Akasha
Wench
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Mmm, poodle-burgers.

Where's the grill?

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William Shatner
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I... : : pauses:: ...thought I'd stop by.

May I... : : pauses:: ...have a drink?

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TuskenRaider
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The grill is over by that big gas tank....

Bill, I have a question about one of those little tribble things.

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William Shatner
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Ask! Ask now be... :: pauses :: ...fore I forget.

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Vampire Akasha
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Ooh! Poodle burgers with a side of bad actor blood. My favorite.

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"I'll suck your blood, drummer girl!"

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TuskenRaider
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Did you and Spock ever put them on your hands and box?

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Melissa 'Da Kissa
kiss my spandex
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hey, this looks like a swinging place...skip the mt. dew... pass me some colt 45

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TuskenRaider
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You can have some of my blood if you want it.

Top O' the line! I've got some to spare.

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TuskenRaider
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:: passes a Colt 45 down Melissa's way::

There's ALOT more where that came from.

Damn smiley thing!

[This message has been edited by TuskenRaider (edited 10-15-2000).]

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Vampire Akasha
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::fires up the grill and runs after Pedro::

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"I'll suck your blood, drummer girl!"

[This message has been edited by Vampire Akasha (edited 10-15-2000).]

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William Shatner
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You know I'm... :: pauses :: ...not really Captain Kirk. I play him on television.

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TuskenRaider
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:: passes a Colt 45 to Akasha ::

And Don't give me that Bill! You lying sonofab!tch

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Lady Palpatine
Big Damn Hero
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Could I have a Colt 45 too?

::grabs Pedro from Akasha and stands there glaring at her::

You are not eating this sweet innocent poodle while I'm here!

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William Shatner
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You'd... :: pauses :: ...be suprised how often I get this.

Would you... :: pauses :: ...like an autograph?

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TuskenRaider
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:: passes a Colt 45 down Lady P's way too ::

And with all due respect, you can put that pen where the sun don't shine Mr. Kirk.

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Vampire Akasha
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::hisses at Lady P::

Just because you choose to not partake in the delicacy that is poodle meat, doesn't mean I can't eat him!

Damn vegetarians!

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William Shatner
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You klingon son of a b!tch!

:: Throws a wooden chair at TuskenRaider ::

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Amidala_Skywalker
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Damn Trekkies! uhhh wait wrong board.

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Lady Palpatine
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Well, I have him now! You'll have to get past me!

::waves Colt bottle menacingly::

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TuskenRaider
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:: ducks out of the way of the chair and it flies past, barely missing Akasha ::

Billy Billy Billy...

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Lady Palpatine
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::grabs a piece of the chair::

Haha! I've got a wooden stake now!

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TuskenRaider
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Lady P... did you put out the fire that was on Pedro? I did boot him into the television earlier.

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Lady Palpatine
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Oh, damn! ::drops Pedro and stake and starts trying to put out the flame on her shoulder::

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William Shatner
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Don't... :: pauses :: ...make me get my taser!

I bought it because a group of trekkies tried to... :: pauses :: ...gang rape me once.

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TuskenRaider
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You'd think they would have better taste eh Bill?

And there ya go Lady P. Don't YOU get set on fire too now.

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William Shatner
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Okay, Thats it!

:: gets taser out of his fanny pack and runs after TR screaming with the taser over his head::

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Barry White
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Where's the love in this thread? Mmmmmmm baby

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TuskenRaider
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Ahhhhhhh!!!

:: starts running away from "Taser Bill" tipping over chairs and tables as he goes by ::

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Lady Palpatine
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::successfully puts out the fire in time to stared amazed at Bill and TR::

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William Shatner
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:: Trips over one of the chairs and accidentally tasers himself in the shoulder ::

Captains log... :: pauses :: ... Arrrrgh!

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Damn Trekkie
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Did I hear my name?

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I'm Trekkie, Damn Trekkie to you!

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TuskenRaider
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:: stops long enough to watch Bill taser himself and falls over laughing ::

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William Shatner
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:: seeing that TR is down on the ground laughing, he pounces on him with a scream and the taser ready ::

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TuskenRaider
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OOOOOOWWWWW !!!!

:: TR yells out as Bill tasers him in the ass ::

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Barry White
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I want to settle this debate once and for all baby... Who is the more the ladies man? Myself, the Black Teddy Bear, or Tom Jones, the Hairy Ape?

Ooooooh baby