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TuskenRaider
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Hey, now...there are laides in the room..lets be nice and use Roosters.

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William Shatner
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If you're afraid of my co(k you can just give up now.

:: he says while letting his rooster down to rest on the ground ::

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TuskenRaider
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No, I'm not afraid of your co(k, I just wanted to keep it clean. The language that is.

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William Shatner
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If you're... :: pauses :: ... not afriad, then get it out and lets get right to it.

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Lady Palpatine
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Hey, Amidala, am I the only one wondering about TR's and Shatner's relationship? ::watches the two men admiring each other's cocks::

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TuskenRaider
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:: runs to a wall and opens a door and leans over to pick up his co(k from the room ::

Here's my co(k.

:: the small crowd that has gathered gasps in amazement ::

Lets get to fighting!

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Amidala_Skywalker
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lol! no you're not...

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TuskenRaider
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:: makes evil eyes towards Lady P ::

What did you do with that dog?

:: sets his co(k into the circle drawn on the floor, Shatners is soon to follow ::

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William Shatner
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Come on Fredrickson the Amazing Rooster you can do it!

:: he says, cheering his co(k on ::

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TuskenRaider
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:: looks at Bill very oddly ::

Uh, whatever Bill. Nice name.

Go Frank! :: TR yells to his co(k as he takes a good nip at Bill's ::

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TuskenRaider
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:: Frank nips at Bill's rooster once again, and it runs away scared, fleeing back to it's owner, Bill's, leg. ::

Looks like your co(k is no match for mine Bill. :: TR says with a laugh ::

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William Shatner
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:: seeing TR laughing, Bill picks up his rooster and throws it at TR, hitting him directly in the head. ::

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TuskenRaider
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:: TR falls over with the blow from Bill's Rooster ::

Dammit Bill, you arn't supposed to throw cocks around the room!

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William Shatner
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I'm... :: pauses :: ...sorry, you shouldn't have laughed.

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TuskenRaider
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Get out of my bar Bill. It was all fun and games, but when you start throwing cocks, it just isn't fun anymore

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William Shatner
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But TR!!! :: he whines as if he were a little school girl. ::

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TuskenRaider
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Out, and take your co(k with you!

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William Shatner
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:: walks over with his head hung low, grabs his co(k and walks out the door ::

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TuskenRaider
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And now I'm alone in the bar...

Eh, more Colt 45 for me then.

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Harry the Colt 45 Bottle
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But your not alone if you have me.

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TuskenRaider
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Huh? Who said that? Is that you Jesus?

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Harry the Colt 45 Bottle
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No, Look in your hand...

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TuskenRaider
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:: looks down ::

Ahhh! Holy Hell!

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Harry the Colt 45 Bottle
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Now, I know what your thinking. What could be weirder than a big fat talking Colt 45 bottle.

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TuskenRaider
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No, Actually I was thinking how sorry I am that I drank like 100 of your friends.

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Harry the Colt 45 Bottle
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Eh, they were a$$holes, don't worry about it.

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Jesus
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Someone called?

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TuskenRaider
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Jesus! Wanna drink?

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Harry the Colt 45 Bottle
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Yeah, We'll wisk your troubles away with just one swig!

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Jesus
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I see their has been lots of drinking here. Allow me to bless the Colt 45 Bottle, any remainder can be used in communion tomorrow.

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Harry the Colt 45 Bottle
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I've been waiting for this moment my whole life!

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Jesus
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Yes, I would love some tasty beverage to drink.

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TuskenRaider
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:: passes a Colt 45 down to Jesus ::

Drink up my holy friend!

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Jesus
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::Guzzles some Colt 45 and commences blessing the bottle::

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Harry the Colt 45 Bottle
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I feel so special!

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TuskenRaider
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Not every Colt 45 bottle gets blessed by Jesus himself ya know.

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Jesus
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Now if only we had some pretzels and the Super Bowl playing.

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pixie_always
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I love pimps, they're so sexy!!

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TuskenRaider
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Yep, Ya gotta love pimps.

Jesus, doesn't it say in the Bible: Thou shall love thy pimp?

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