Lando Story:The PeaceKeepers
By Sorcerer and GranMastaPimpLando Story:The Peacekeepers
Part I:Its all about the belt buckle
"Prime guns for retailation!Fire NOW!"Commander KKBB ordered from his gunship.
"Firing now!"nuke yelled.
::His gunship fires at the Cantina Command Carrier::
"We need to hyperspace out of here!"Darth_Athena told KKBB.
"We still have a chance damnit!"KKBB replied.
"This thing is the size of War 4`s ego but with frelling weapons!If we dont leave now,WE all die!"she said.
::The gunship takes enemy fire and fighter blasts causing shakes the entire ship::
"Shields are down to 15% Commander and falling fast!"TuskenRaider yelled.
"Damn,for a bloody change your frelling right! Activate hyperdrive Lt.!"KKBB ordered.
"Activating now!"TuskenRaider said.
::His gunship takes off into hyperspace::
3 Hours Later...
"Captain.Shields are improving but we are going to have to repair the rest manually."TuskenRaider said as he saw KKBB enter command.
"Very good Lt.Have you seen DK this morning?"KKBB asked.
"I`m right frelling here."Darth Kenobi said as he entered.
"Where the yotz have you been?"KKBB asked.
"Been busy trying to reach any other ships that may have made it out of the Lando System alive.But umm.I havent gotten back any signals.Does anybody frelling idea on where to go?"DK asked.
"Thats all you want to do is just run?"KKBB asked.
"Why the **** not?!The entire Lando System by now is probably engulfed by the Peacekeepers by now."DK replied.
"I`m not giving up that frelling easy."KKBB replied.
"Sir,one new ship on our scanners!And its on of ours!"TuskenRaider said.
"Who are they?"KKBB asked.
"The maurader Talyn.R.C Allen`s ship.He says his ship is good condition and they escaped before the Peacekeepers could fire."TuskenRaider said.
"Tell them to dock with our ship."KKBB said.
"Ok."TuskenRaider replied.
::R.C.Allen`s Talyn docks with KKBB`s Zelbinion ::
::As KKBB`s crew enters Sorcerer and Darth_Athena exchange looks::
"Where the frell where you when the Peacekeepers enter our system??"KKBB asked as R.C. and his crew got on board.
"I was just about to ask you the same damn thing.But to answer your question Captain we were fighting off fighters on the western side of the moons of Iris.We wouldnt be here if we hadnt left when we did."R.C. replied.
"For the love of Colt45,my rank is Commander and why is that?"KKBB asked.
"Lets see.At first there was just a few fighers.Nothing serious.Then on our scanners all three command carriers where appoarching.We counted at least four dozen fighters closing on the western banks of the Iris moon."R.C. explained.
"Damn,you guys had alot coming.We faced off with one of the Command Carriers before we left.We didnt detect you."KKBB said.
"We must have been gone by then.Allow to introduce my crew since we gotton by all the chit-chat.The highest ranking officer on my ship sorcerer,JediGold,Ethan Hunt,Melissa Da Kissa,Snoop Doggy Darth,StarGeek,and Sith Shady."R.C. proudly said.
"TuskenRaider and nuke the whales are both second in command here.Other members of my crew are Rjinn,Darth_Athena and her cousin Darth Kenobi,Amidala_Skywalker,Ignig,and Jangy."KKBB said.
::R.C.`s crew shake hands with KKBB`s crew and some head to command::
::In Command::
"How bad do you think it is now?"sorcerer asked.
"Well with the unexpected size of the Cantina Peacekeeper Army,I`d say roughly...85% of the Lando System has been taken prisoner."KKBB replied.
"Whoever killed my brother will dearly."TuskenRaider said.
"You dont have any brothers TuskenRaider."nuke said.
"Well I do now damnit."TuskenRaider replied.
"You said you faced off with a Command Carrier before you left.Why didnt you destroy it?"R.C. asked.
"Well,shield were low and their shields and weapons were beating ours.Fighters were constantly hitting us."KKBB replied.
"Still this ship has alot of power behind it.This would be a good match against a Commander Carrier."
::KKBB,TuskenRaider and nuke glance at each other::
"What do mean?!We fired everything this ship full charge."KKBB asked.
"Trust me.This ship can do more then what you can image.Which is why we gave you the gunship without the frelling drivers manual."R.C. said.
"So if we were to go back and...."KKBB said.
"...Dont even think about that right now Commander.We dont have a good plan.In fact,we dont have any plan."R.C. explained.
::Senor lights activate::
"What the **** !?"TuskenRaider said.
"What is it?"nuke asked.
"We`ve got two shuttles on our scanners,both wishes to dock.One is named the Jack Daniels.Odd frelling name and other the PimpXpress."TuskenRaider said.
"Nuke,power guns and target the Jack Daniels.When it is in range.I want it off my screen!"KKBB ordered.
"Stand down Commander."R.C.Allen said.
"You know just as well as I do,who this is."KKBB said.
"TuskenRaider,inform the crew to expect starburst soon."KKBB said.
"You arent using the hyperdrive either and both are now an order."R.C.Allen said.
"Power down the main and secondary energy cannons.Allow the Jack Daniels and the PimpXpress to dock with us."KKBB said.
"Who`s shuttle is the PimpXpress?"Darth_Athena asked.
"I dont know...But his transport has rims."TuskenRaider replied.
"Who`s shuttle is the Jack Daniels?"nuke asked.
"Darth Palpatine`s."sorcerer replied.
"Why didnt we destroy him?!"nuke asked.
::They all leave and head toward the hanger bay::
"Did you notice how much Ignig and Melissa De Kissa look alike?"R.C.Allen asked as they walked toward the hanger bay.
"Yea,maybe they are long lost twins or something."KKBB said.
"And why didnt we destroy his shuttle?"nuke asked again for what sounded like the fourth time to the Commanders.
"Its best not to kill a person that could be a great use."R.C.Allen explained.
"Sirs,most of the crew is waiting in the hanger bay for his shuttle to arrive.And they are heavily armed sir."Darth Kenboi said as went on his way to Command.
"Thank you DK."KKBB replied.
::They continue on and finally enter the hanger bay:::
"What the frell do all of you think you are doing?"R.C. asked.
"With all due respect sir.We all know,he sent the belt buckle bomb.Why not terminate him?"Ethan Hunt asked.
"Since he is here.He might be worth something in trade.But he clearly left his domain of his own free will since there is was no fighter escort."R.C. explained.
::The Hanger bay doors open.Darth Palpatine comes out holding a white flag and a bottle of Jack Daniels::
"Hands,where we can see them your majesty."KKBB ordered.
"Well hardly,but I shall allow you to search me."DP replied.
"Alright then.Snoop Doggy Darth search him."sorcerer ordered.
::Snoop Doggy Darth searchs him and finds no weapons::
"He is clean sirs."Snoop said.
"The rest of you head back to your rooms now and place the pulse rifles on the table."KKBB ordered.
::They all place they`re weapons on a table as they leave::
"Why are you really here Darth Palpatine?"R.C. asked.
"Sirs,the other shuttle will be docking in about five minutes."Darth Kenobi said.
"Thank you DK."KKBB said.
::It was DP,R.C.,KKBB,nuke,sorcerer,and TuskenRaider in the hanger bay::
"I`m no longer Dominar of Naboo and never was."DP said.
::They all look at each other in confusion::
"Thats impossible.You were elected three weeks ago."R.C. said.
"Yes,I was elected for a completely different purpose."DP said.
"And that was..."TuskenRaider said.
"...To do what is happening now.I didnt know it then but I know now and I want to correct it."
"Explain it in english and take your frelling time."KKBB said.
"About a week ago,I received a letter telling about the one of the greatest space Commanders there ever will be is having a birthday.Commander KissKissBangBang.When I learned of your interest.I wanted to surprise you with a giant belt buckle in your honor.After it was built,I was told by my military advisors to send escort with it because of all the hijackings.I asked Oji to send a small group and you know the rest."DP explained.
"Back up.Why did you leave?"nuke asked.
"When I first learned what had happened.Peacekeeper presence was everywhere.My own military turned against me.I left in a shuttle before I could be taken prisoner."DP replied.
::The PimpXpress flys by the ship and they all hear the theme to Shaft::
::The PimpXpress flys into the hanger bay::
" I brought the ho's!" GranMastaPimp yells as he exit's his transport followed by Monica Lewinski and Eva Habermann.
"What the frell, we didn't send for any ho's!" yelled a pissed off Sorcerer.
"Who the frell are you? Sorcerer asked.
"Why, this fine brother standing in front of y'all happens to be second in command."GranMastaPimp declares.
"Frell you,that's dren,I'm second in command!!" Sorcerer yelled.
::Sorcerer pulls out two gat's, while GranMastaPimp hides behind his ho's ::
::Sorcerer then drops the gat's not wanting to kill any ho's, and decides to rely
on his magic::
::Using this chance,GranMastaPimp puts both ho's in his transport::
::Sorcerer rains brimstone and fire down on GranMastaPimp,but it has no effect on GranMastaPimp's enchanted pimp hat (with a feather in it) ::
"***** , you must think I'm stupid, My enchanted pimp hat was made by the biggest ballas in the universe!"GranMastaPimp taunted.
"Frell you!"Sorcerer said, charging his next attack.
::Sorcerer flings a barage of Celine Dion CD's at GranMastaPimp::
::Being the pimp he is,GranMastaPimp smashes the CD's into a billion pieces with his magical pimp cane::
"Don't throw that **** at me, my cane is just as powerful as my hat. ***** !!" GranMastaPimp says as he shows off his pimp walk.
"Try this you piece of dren!"Sorcerer yells, spraying GranMastaPimp with red kool-aid.
::GranMastaPimp attempts to block the attack but the force sends him hurtling into his ship::
"**** you stained my pin striped - ****ing - suit, with your ****ing red kool-aid, ***** !"GranMastaPimp yells as he attempts to rub the kool-aid out.
::Just then, Eva Habermann exits the transport to come to GranMastaPimp's aid, while sorcerer pulls out his reliable pulse rifle to finish him off::
"Goodbye." Sorcerer says as he unloads an entire cartridge in GranMastaPimps direction.
::Walking into sorcerer's line of fire Eva Habermann dies instantly::
"You killed a ho." said a stunned GranMastaPimp.
"Who cares?" Sorcerer said searching for another pulse rifle cartridge.
"I care!" R.C. said stepping between the two.
"For a week I've been waiting for two ho's, two live ho's." R.C. continued.
" Also, I'd appreciate it if you two would stop fighting in my frelling hanger!!" KKBB exclaimed.
"TuskenRaider, show GranMastaPimp to his quarters, and show Monica to mine." R.C ordered
" Yes sir!" TuskenRaider said as he took GranMastaPimp and his surviving ho.
"Sorcerer, I'll talk to you later." R.C. said walking toward KKBB.
" Fine" Sorcerer said picking up his gat's and walking away.
"DP, how much of the Lando System is in Peacekeeper control?"KKBB asked.
"When I left,80% was taken prisoner.The other 20%.Is other planets still fighting and other rouges such as yourselves."DP said.
::KKBB touchs his communication device::
"DK,scan the Jack Daniels and the PimpXpress for tracker bugs.And have starburst on stand-bye,we might have to leave this area."KKBB ordered.
"The Jack Daniels doesnt have bugs."DP said.
::Everyone turns and looks at GranMastaPimp::
"Why do you got to blame a brother?"GranMastaPimp said following TuskenRaider to his quaters.
"Your majesty Oji spent alot of time and planning into this.I`m sure something as small as this,is most likely something anyone would expect."R.C. explained.
"Scanning the ship now."DK said.
"Lets get to Command."sorcerer said.
::They all leave the hanger bay and go into Command::
"Any bugs on the Jack Daniels or the PimpXpress DK?"TuskenRaider asked.
"I think we should starburst now.The Jack Daniels has alot."DK replied.
::KKBB,R.C,sorcerer and nuke exchange looks::
"Why not?"KKBB said.
::KKBB touchs the intercom::
"All crew members prepare for immediate starburst."KKBB said.
::He turns off the intercom::
"I hate starburst."nuke said.
::Their ships take off into hyperspace::
Near Pimp Prime...
"Outstanding Emperer Oji Bwa!!"Whoopinass said as he welcomed his brother aboard his Carrier.
"Indeed.What of the Zelbinion?"Oji asked.
: 
arth_Whoopinass`s smile left his face::
"They took off into hyperspace before we could capture them."Whoopinass replied.
"Frell!!I want that ship found.The same with the shuttle Jack Daniels brother."Oji ordered.
"Why is the Zelbinion so damn important?"Whoopinass asked.
"Its the only ship,that Lando has been testing.They havent released any photos of the weaponary but the test results of its weapons skills are too perfect to be true but if they are I want to make sure some medium sized ship doesnt ruin this opportunity."Oji said.
"We nearly destroyed it."Whoopinass said.
"The only reason you did encounter the full force of them,its because of our fighters brother.And the fact that we caught them off guard.Next time we wont be as lucky."Oji explained.
"I shall became searching for them personally."Whoopinass said.
On approach to a SWC planet...
"What did R.C mean by this ship has great skill?"Amidala_Skywalker said as she entered Command.
::Sorcerer,TuskenRaider and Darth_Athena were the only ones there sitting drinking Colt45::
::TuskenRaider and Darth_Athena both look at sorcerer::
"This ship has more weapons then you can image.This ship is merely a proto-type and has completely been everything we have hoped for.You may not know it,but this ship has weapons everywhere.This is the real gunship."sorcerer said.
"Why are most of yall drinking Colt45?"Amidala_Skywalker asked.
"Just trying to keep it real.Cant stay up 35 hours without a beer?"TuskenRaider said.
"I`m about to go and see Rjinn about hooking us up."sorcerer said.
"Too late.He`s all out.Are "friend" came drank it all."Darth_Athena said.
"I take it KKBB took the liberty of informing you all.That was wise."Sorcerer said.
"I hate nightwatch."Darth_Athena said as she took a sip of her coffee.
"Well, we`ll be able to see if the Peacekeepers are here as well in a few minutes."TuskenRaider said.
"I hope they arent here.There planets have mainly nothing but fine looking women all over the place."Nuke said.
"Like you know anything about that."Darth_Athena said.
"Lets see my old girlfriends...Christine,Princess,Silky Jinn`s sister,...May I go on?"Nuke asked.
"Yea whatever..."Darth_Athena replied.
::After a few seconds on the scanners they notice Peacekeeper warships on their scanners::
"Darth_Athena prepare for immediate starburst!"TuskenRaider ordered.
"We cant.The energy cells arent strong enough for another hour."she replied.
"Is that your solution to everything TuskenRaider,Just run.Sound the general alarm."Sorcerer said.
: arth_Athena sounds the general alarm::
"What the frell is going on?"KKBB asked on his comms and who was oddly in JediGold`s room.
"Sir,the Peacekeepers are here and we cant starburst for another hour.We are powering up the energy cannons now."TuskenRaider replied.
::R.C.Allen enters Command::
"Why are the weapons ready to fire?"R.C. asked.
"Orders."nuke said.
"Live today,fight tomorrow."R.C. said
"What shall we do then sir?"nuke asked.
"Head for small asteroid field over there."R.C. said.
::KKBB enters command trying to get his clothes back on::
"What are you doing?Power back up the cannons!"KKBB ordered.
"I ordered them not too."R.C. said.
"Why?"KKBB asked.
"Before we attack the Peacekeepers we have plan other then shoot first,then shoot some more, and then when everyone`s dead ask a question or two."R.C. explained.
"**** this,and where they **** do you think you are taking MY ship?"KKBB asked.
"And my ship is beneath this one and we dont have enought time to separate them.We are taking this ship to that small asteroid field over there till the PK`s leave."R.C. replied.
"And what if they never do?"sorcerer asked.
"Then we`ll leave."R.C. replied.
"Or if they spot us?"TuskenRaider asked.
"If it`ll make you all comfortable.Power up the energy cannons but dont blame me tomorrow morning."R.C. said.
::R.C. and sorcerer leave Command::
"Power up the energy cannons."KKBB ordered.
"Powering now."TuskenRaider said.
Later that day..
::Sorcerer enters Command::
"It`s time to separate the ships Jangy."sorcerer said.
"Separating the two ships now."Jangy replied.
::The two ships separate and move side-by-side with each other::
"Who`s in Command on aboard Talyn?"Jangy asked.
"Oh,I`ll be heading back aboard Talyn tomorrow.Me and R.C thought that JediGold and GranMastaPimp should have Command while we stay here.And I understand it that some members of my crew are staying here,while some your ships' crew stay over there."Sorcerer said.
"Yea,Melissa Da Kissa is staying with Ignig.Amidala_Skywalker and StarGeek are chillin together.I smelled some stuff coming from their room.Rjinn and DP are staying aboard Talyn sir.Does that bother you?"Jangy asked.
"No,not really.Ethan Hunt said that he`ll carefully watch DP and GranMastaPimp."Sorcerer replied.
::Sorcerer leaves Command::
::Sorcerer on the way back to his room hears strange stuff coming from Ignig`s room and enters::
"What are you doing?"sorcerer said.
::He noticed both her and Melissa Da Kissa::
"Hey,sorcerer."Ignig said.
"I can barely tell you to the frell apart."Sorcerer said.
"Do I have to go back to our ship?"Kissa asked.
"No and we`ve separated both ships anyway."he replied.
"Do you think we`ll ever see Pimp Prime again?"Kissa asked.
"I dont know.We might see if we get captured.But...um.I do know that we arent gonna run from the Peacekeepers."sorcerer said
"Why is that?"Ignig asked.
"This ship is the frelling reason why."sorcerer replied.
::Sorcerer exits and heads to his room::
Onboard Talyn...
"I wonder how much this thing is worth?"GranMastaPimp said as he starting messing with stuff in Command::
"Dont touch that ***** !"JediGold yelled at him.
::GranMastaPimp walks over to JediGold,Pimp smacks her and continues missing with stuff in Command::
::JediGold goes to the weapons hold and pulls a pulse rifle and heads back to Command::
"I`m gonna kill you!"JediGold said as she tried to blow GranMastaPimp`s head open,but as she tries the to fire she notices there are no cartridges in the pulse rifle.She runs toward him and swings the pulse rifle at his head but the pulse rifle shatters on impact with his enchanted pimp hat::
"**** !"JediGold said as she gives up.
::JediGold exits Command and turns on her comms::
"Sorcerer this guy sucks!"JediGold said.
"I want to get back aboard the Zelbinion!"JediGold continued.
"In the morning you can."Sorcerer replied.
::Sorcerer turns off his comms::
Morning...
"I`m up.I`m up."R.C. said as he stumbled out into the hallway heading for command.
::Warning lights were on everywhere::
"Sith Shady,what the hell is going on?"R.C. asked.
"We`ve been locked and targeted."Shady replied.
"Peacekeepers?"R.C. asked.
"No,Them!"Shady pointed to the unknown ship as they both entered Command.When they enter they notice everyone is still pj`s::
"Who was on night watch?"KKBB asked.
"Me and Darth_Athena."Jangy replied.
"How long have they been here?"Sith Shady replied.
"About ten minutes."Darth_Athena replied.
"Did you guys do to piss these guys off?"nuke asked.
"Nothing."Jangy replied.
"You guys tell them the usual "we travel in peace **** ?"KKBB asked.
"No.And once when we saw them they didnt have the weapons out.Now they are loading weapons and charging there laser batteries."Darth_Athena said.
::KKBB prepares to send a video message to the alien ship::
"I am Captain Mr._KissKissBangBang of the Zelbinion.We travel in peace and we wish you safe passage."KKBB said.
"Shady,send this tranmission over to them."KKBB ordered.
"Doing that now."Shady replied.
"Signal JediGold and tell her to send a similiar message."Sorcerer said.
"Their weapons are still charged to fire."TuskenRaider said.
"Send this.To the alien ship that is still targeting us.Stand down.I repeat we travel in peace."KKBB said.
::The alien ship fires a missle at them::
"Prime guns and shoot that thing down!"KKBB ordered.
"Getting to it."Darth_Athena said.
::She targets the missle and destroys it::
"Good work."nuke said.
"We are no longer being targeted."Sith Shady said.
"Power down the weapons."R.C. ordered.
"Powering them down now."Jangy replied.
::The Zelbinion receives several laser blast::
"I thought you said we were no longer targeted!?"Jangy said.
"Power the energy cannons!"Sorcerer said.
"Fire."KKBB ordered.
::The Zelbinion fires upon the alien ship::
"Stop firing."KKBB ordered.
::They notice no more return fire::
"Is that ship...dead?"nuke asked.
"I dont know.No more return fire and everything is powering down.Systems and all."TuskenRaider said.
"Lets get a team ready.I want to over there."R.C. said.
"Are you insane?"KKBB asked.
"No,I want their defense screen and see why they fired upon us."R.C. replied.
"I see."KKBB said.
"Sirs,JediGold wants to know if everyone here is alright and if we need medical attention."Jangy said.
"Tell her we are all fine."KKBB said.
::R.C. gets some members of the crew and they head to hanger bay::
"Wait!"Ignig said as she came running in.
"What is it?"R.C. Allen asked.
"Most of the people on board the Zelbinion want to stay over aboard Talyn since we taken small damage and everything.And repairs wont be that long here."Ignig said.
"That`s a good idea.After we leave,tell them to dock the ships and we`ll see what happens after that."R.C. replied.
::He gets in the Jack Daniels and they head for the alien ship::
In the Zelbinion...
"What does R.C. want with a defense screen?"KKBB asked sorcerer.
"If their defense screen is still fixiable,then we could use some of their stuff to add more protection to your ship."sorcerer explained.
"They are ready to dock Captain."TuskenRaider said.
"Let um dock."KKBB replied.
::Talyn docks with the Zelbinion::
Onboard the alien ship...
"Do you know what we`re looking for?"Snoop said as he looked around the ship.
"Yea,defense screen curcuits are usually in Command that run from their to the core of the ship."R.C. replied.
"Where are the bodies?!I dont see any ****ing bodies anywhere."Darth_Athena said.
"Maybe they change form into air when they die."nuke said.
"You try and scare me like that again and I`ll kill you."Darth_Athena replied.
::They continued on until they entered Command::
"Like every other part of this ship.No frelling bodies."Darth_Athena said.
"Lets turn on the lights."Ethan Hunt said.
::He goes over flips some swithches::
::Power is restored to the ship::
"Cool."nuke said.
::They looked around them and still saw no bodies::
"I think I found what we`ve been looking for."Snoop said.
"Alreadly?"R.C. replied.
"Yea,look around.This stuff in english.Whoever these people are, they know the langauge."Snoop said.
"Ok.Check and see if all the curcurity is still fixiable."R.C. ordered.
"Thats just it.Everything is working.Too damn fast as well."Snoop said.
"Good.Find out everything about them after you find out what we need to get their defense screen."R.C. ordered.
::R.C. leaves the alien ship`s Command Room::
::R.C. touches his comms::
"Sorcerer,We have entered Command and are seeing if their defense screen is still procurable."R.C. said.
"Thats good news.Are ships have docked and me,Ignig and Jangy will be heading back aboard the Zelbinion and start repairs.Everyone feels safer here aboard Talyn.Also the Command Carrier is left the area.Should we leave the asteroid field?"Sorcerer asked.
"No.It could a trap.We must remain right were we are.Is that all?"R.C. Allen asked.
"Yes."Sorcerer replied.
"Every well then.R.C. Allen out."R.C. said.
::R.C. deactivates his comms and enters Command again::
Later that day...
"You sure you got everything Snoop?"Darth_Athena asked.
"Yea,Ethan really knows how to do stuff."he replied.
::They get aboard the Jack Daniels and start to head back.They all notice that Talyn and the Zelbinion are separated again::
"Nice to see you again Jack Daniels."TuskenRaider said.
"Likewise."nuke replied.
"After we get this defense screen installed lets head back to the Lando System."R.C Allen said.
"That will be a day long remembered."KKBB said.
::The Jack Daniels enters the Zelbinion`s hanger bay::
"Welcome back."Sorcerer said as they all got out of the hanger bay.
"Lets get this stuff out."nuke said.
::They all start unloading the equipment out into the maintence bay::
::Ignig enters the maintence bay not long after::
"KKBB wants to move out of the asteroid field and into the moons orbit since the PeaceKeepers are gone."Ignig said.
"Thats fine and we need to get back to Talyn.Can you guys install this?"R.C asked.
"No problem.Its just ours except with huge thick ass cables."Sorcerer replied.
::Nuke,Ethan,R.C,Snoop and Darth_Athena head over to Talyn in the Jack Daniels::
Short while later...
"What do you think you doing Rjinn?"StarGeek asked as he entered the hanger bay.
"I`m going for a drive,I`m hitting the strip,I`m going crusing.I`ll be back in about half an hour."Rjinn replied.
::Rjinn gets in the Jack Daniels and leaves Talyn::
::Suddenly a Peacekeeper Command Carrier enters the system::
"All ships Stand down and prepare to be boarded."Whoopinass said from his Command Carrier.
::Three squadrons of prolwers come out of the hanger bay and head for the Jack Daniels and the Zelbinion::
"Rjinn,Peacekeepers have entered the system and closing in on are position fast.They`ll be here two minutes.Get back to the ship."KKBB ordered.
"How far away are you?"TuskenRaider asked.
"About two minutes off!"Rjinn yelled.
"If the Jack Daniels attempts to starburst,our prowlers will fire upon you!"Whoopinass said.
::Rjinn gulps::
"Rjinn starburst!"KKBB ordered.
"He cant.I sorta messed up the hyperdrive on the Jack Daniels."GranMastaPimp said.
::KKBB activates his comms::
"Sorcerer,you guys need to starburst out of here."KKBB said.
"Have you been drinking?"Sorcerer asked.
"The Command Carrier will be in firing range in 80 seconds."TuskenRaider said.
"Prowlers are closing in on me fast!"Rjinn yelled.
"Sorcerer,you must go.You know just as well as I do what that ship can do."R.C. said.
"We dont know this system,much less where we`ll be when we starburst."Sorcerer said.
"The Peacekeepers have us locked and targeted!"TuskenRaider said.
"Sorcerer starburst!"R.C. yelled.
"Someone must have been turned down again."Ignig said.
"Go."nuke said.
::Sorcerer,Ignig and Jangy look at each other::
"Starbursting now."Sorcerer replied.
"Good-bye."R.C said slowly.
::They all watch as the Zelbinion takes off into hyperspace::
"Rjinn?"R.C Allen said.
"I`m still here."Rjinn said.
::The Jack Daniels enters Talyn`s hanger bay::
"To the crew aboard Talyn.We will not fire if you surrender now."Whoopinass said.
::Nuke and KKBB look at each knew it was over::
"We surrender."KKBB said.
"NO,We dont!Never give up!Never surrender!"Ethan said.
"Ethan stop talking."GranMastaPimp said.
::The Command Carrier boards Talyn and takes everyone prisoner::
Part II:The Hidden Memories
On Whoopinass Command Carrier...
::It is night and JediGold is dreaming as well as Darth_Athena and KKBB::
::In JediGold`s dream::
"Why did you have to starburst.You could have done something.You could have..."JediGold said.
"Yes.But all would have died."Sorcerer replied.
"Will we see each other again?"JediGold asked.
"Do I look that dead?"Sorcerer said.
::JediGold starts to cry::
"I need you here.And the others.They need you as well,and...Jangy and Ignig.Her twin needs her."JediGold wimpered.
"Hey,look.It must be without us now.Me...Jangy and Ignig, we cant help you guys anymore."Sorcerer said.
::Sorcerer kisses her on her forehead and breaks up into tiny pieces and disappears::
::In Darth_Athena`s Dream::
"Why did you tell KKBB to order Sorcerer to leave?"Jangy asked.
"I didnt... and wouldnt."Darth_Athena said.
"You wouldnt tell Sorcerer to leave,**** off."Jangy said.
"Oh really?!Thats why we starburst out of their with R.C`s secret frelling ship.That can really do some cool **** .Yet, nobody knows about when they should.Come on.Even you know better then that!"Ignig said.
"I dont know Ignig.Are you guys ok?"Darth_Athena asked.
"Ok?!Are you sure you didnt stop by StarGeek`s room?That stuff that GranMastaPimp brought...WOW."Jangy said.
"Please go away."Darth_Athena said.
"Fine,person who leaves people when they need the frell most."Jangy said.
"Well yotz,if I asked told you to stay instead of starburst.You would have left wouldnt you?Such a frelling shame."Ignig said.
::Ignig and Jangy shatter into tiny pieces and dissappear::
::In KKBB`s dream::
::He sees Sorcerer,Ignig and Jangy walking toward his cell carrying weapons::
"Where have you guys been?!"KKBB asked.
"Here and there,but we would have been better off if we hadnt starburst when we did."Jangy said.
::KKBB heads to the back of his cell::
::Ignig,Jangy and Sorcerer prepare the weapons to fire but dont fire::
"What are you waiting for?Fire."KKBB said.
"Why did you order me to starburst?"Sorcerer said.
"Yea,why did you order him?"Jangy said.
"We couldnt allow that ship to fall into Peacekeeper hands."KKBB said.
"And look where we are now."Ignig said.
"You didnt have to starburst..."KKBB said.
"Thats help for ya."Sorcerer said.
::Sorcerer breaks up into tiny pieces and disappears::
"Help is hard to find these days."Jangy said.
::Jangy and Ignig break up into tiny pieces and disappear::
Morning...
"Wake up man!"Dean Martin said to KKBB.
::KKBB wakes up and notices Dean Martin,Tom Cruise,Vanilla Ice,R.C Allen and TuskenRaider::
"Interesting dream?"TuskenRaider asked.
"Very."KKBB replied.
"How long have we been here?"KKBB asked.
"About a day.We`re going to be see the Janet Reno/Chris Farley porno."R.C Allen said.
"How would porn of Janet Reno help them?"Tom asked.
"It`ll rip memories from your mind.We really need to keep some memories hidden.It wont be easy but you must try."R.C warned.
"Where are the others?"KKBB asked.
"There in a different cell."Dean replied.
"Your powers obversation are simply outstanding!"KKBB replied.
"Why would they make us watch that crap anyway?"TuskenRaider asked R.C.
"Do find out more about the Zelbinion as possible.If you see anyone else tell them not even think of her."R.C replied.
In another cell...
::The sound of fingers moving across the dark,rusted bars on their cell wakes up Darth_Athena::
"About time you woke up girl."StarGeek said.
: arth_Athena looks around noticing her,JediGold,Amidala_Skywalker, and Melissa Da Kissa::
"How long have I been asleep?"Darth_Athena asked.
"About a day."JediGold said.
"The two dreamers finally awake."Amidala_Skywalker said.
: arth_Athena turns and looks around::
"You and JediGold."Melissa said.
"Where are the others?"Darth_Athena asked.
"There are in other cells on different sides of the ship.We havent seen the others."StarGeek said.
::Captain EwoksSuck enters pushing a cart::
"Food for females."EwoksSuck said to the guards as he approached their cell.
"Oh my God..."StarGeek said.
"What is it?We finally get food and you..."Melissa said.
"..Its not that.Its just that I used to date him."StarGeek said.
::The others look at him::
"You once dated a Peacekeeper?"Amidala_Skywalker asked.
"Yea,we broke up not long ago."StarGeek said.
::EwoksSuck and a few guards stand outside their cell::
::EwoksSuck shows them the food and opens their cell::
"Food and water for each of you."EwoksSuck said.
::He went around the room searching for anything that could be used to escape and found nothing::
::He left with the guards after he gave them the food::
::They open their sandwiches and start eating::
"Why are they doing this.Feeding us?"Melissa asked.
"They`ll need information in order to find the Zelbinion.They`re hoping we`ll provide it."JediGold replied.
"We dont even know were the went and we dont even know if they even survived after they starburst."StarGeek said.
: arth_Athena and JediGold exchange looks::
"What did you guys see in dreams?"Amidala_Skywalker asked.
"Sorcerer,came to me and he`s answers to my questions were as though they have died."JediGold said.
"In mine,Jangy and Ignig came to me spoke the same way.As though they had died and we wont ever see them again.And its odd why I didnt see Sorcerer in it."Darth_Athena said.
"Why is that?"Melissa asked.
"None of anyone`s frelling business."she replied.
The other side of the ship...
"This sucks Ethan.I`m in a cell surrounded with people with nearly the same name as me."Nuke said.
"Well at least everybody knows your name.Everyone still calls me nuke too."Ethan replied.
"Me too."GranMastaPimp said.
::They were the only members either Talyn or the Zelbinion in the cell::
"You think sorcerer and the others are fine?"Ethan asked.
"I hope so."nuke replied.
"Yo,nuke you got smoke on ya?"nuke sykwalker asked.
"Nope.Smoking is bad for you."nuke the whales replied.
"Smoking is bad for you!"nuke`s devoted follower yelled.
::EwoksSuck enters outside their cell::
"Nuke the whales!"EwoksSuck yelled.
::Nuke moves toward the front::
::EwoksSuck opens the cell::
"Come with me."EwoksSuck said.
"Alright."nuke replied.
::EwoksSuck and several guards lead nuke into the room with the Big Screen::
In Another Cell...
"Look at this stuff they serve a dominar!"DP yelled.
"I know its bull****.They wont even give me Colt45!"Rjinn said.
"Damn,I could go for one of those right now."Snoop said.
::Snoop,Darth Kenobi,Rjinn,DP,and Sith Shady were all in the last cell::
"How are we suppose to eat that?!"Shady asked.
::They all stare in amazement at it::
"Dont touch it!"DK said.
"Its nothing...but a...somethin."Rjinn said.
"Damnit,were is sorcerer,Jangy and Iggy alreadly!"Snoop said.
"Well,Oji cant look for them forever and we cant even sure that they are alive."Darth Kenobi said.
"Where they are,I hope they are ok."Sith Shady said.
Back at the Big Screen...
"Where did sorcerer and the others go!"Oji yelled at Nuke.
"Aarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh!"Nuke yelled in front of the Big Screen.
::Oji looks to the monitor and still sees them starburst away for the fourth time::
"Emperor,there is no memory about were Sorcerer took the Zelbinion."Silky Jinn said.
"And what of the gunship?What is its secrets?"Oji asked.
"Arent in there either.From all the playback video.Sorcerer and R.C Allen never told them what they ship can do.Just that the ship would be a good match against our Command Carriers and that the Zelbinion kicks ass.We need R.C Allen in here."Silky replied.
"Kwan Ye,go and get R.C Allen out of his cell."Oji ordered.
"Yes sir!"Kwan Ye replied.
::He leaves to go and get R.C::
"Tell me about your crew."Oji said.
"What about them."Nuke said.
"What do they know about the Zelbinion?"Oji asked.
"The same amount I do."Nuke replied.
"What were you doing on the alien ship that disappeared?"Oji asked.
"Cant you just die?"nuke chuckled.
"Rip the memory from him."Oji ordered.
"Yes sir."Silky replied.
"Aarrrrrrrgghhhhhh!"nuke yelled continously.
"There is no use in trying to fight it Nuke!The porn will rip the memory from even if you try and resist!"Oji yelled at him.
::Kwan Ye enters with R.C Allen::
"Stand down."Oji ordered.
"The reads he is still holding several things back."Silky replied.
"Do I have to repeat myself Silky?"Oji asked.
"Turning it off now."Silky said.
"Get nuke off the chair and put R.C in."Oji ordered.
::They help nuke off the chair and strap R.C in::
"Play the video."Oji ordered.
Back in StarGeek`s cell...
"How long did you do go out?"Amidala_Skywalker asked.
"A long time."StarGeek replied.
"You think he`ll help us escape?"JediGold asked.
"I dont know."StarGeek replied.
"Can we even eat that thing?!"Amidala_Skywalker said as they all stared at it.
"It looks...like a..something with whatever the hell that stuff is I`m not eating it."Melissa said.
::Several guards enter with EwoksSuck::
"Get up."EwoksSuck said.
"Where are we going?"JediGold asked.
"To the den."EwoksSuck said.
::He opens the cell and escorts them to the den where they notice everyone else::
"Where have you guys been?"KKBB asked as they all apporached each other.
"In cells all day."StarGeek replied.
::They look around and the place appears to be like a hanger bay::
"You guys...been in the chair yet?"R.C asked who was barely awake.
"The Big Screen?"JediGold said puzzuledly.
"The Big Screen.It rips memories from your mind."nuke said.
"How do you know?"Melissa asked.
"I was in it.I got out of not to long ago."Nuke replied.
"They havent put us in there yet."Darth_Athena said.
"They probably wont till they have a good reason to."TuskenRaider said.
"All you listen up.Hide any memories that you dont want to see.Any brothers,sisters,any one that they could use to get you to talk.Guard those secrets with your life."Nuke explained.
::R.C Allen starts to laugh::
"Whats so damn funny?"Snoop asked.
"I sorta broke The Big Screen."R.C replied.
"How?!"Amidala_Skywalker asked.
"I was in the chair in front of the Big Screen and I was fighting off the memory of the Zelbinion`s secrets and Oji ordered the Chair at maxium and things short-curcuited and stuff."R.C said.
"Your fiance on this ship StarGeek?"KKBB asked.
::Amidala_Skywalker,JediGold,Darth_Athena,and Melissa look at her with their jaws hanging wide open::
"He`s here."StarGeek replied.
"Try and talk to him on our way back."Snoop said.
"Anyone think sorcerer,Jangy and Ignig are fine?"TuskenRaider asked.
"No... I think Sorcerer and the others are dead."JediGold said.
::Everyone turns and looks at her::
"What!?"R.C asked.
"In not only mine but Darth_Athena`s as well Sorcerer,Jangy and Iggy made it sound like as though they were dead."JediGold explained.
"Sounds like my dream."KKBB said.
"Your dream?"Nuke asked.
"Yea,sorcerer and others came to our cell and were going to help us escape only.They were mad at me for telling them to starburst."KKBB replied.
"Yea,I had a dream.I was dreamin I was bangin some ho`s."GranMastaPimp said.
::Everyone turns and looks at him::
"Why didnt you order Sorcerer you use the Zelbinion`s weapony?"TuskenRaider asked.
"First off, they didnt have the other defense screen up.If they were had it operational then I would have.Two defense screens would really protect them since we the defense screen we sto...I mean procured was used on a large ship.Second,now they are expecting Sorcerer and others to arrive in the Zelbinion soon to try a rescue,something in which we must do ourselves."R.C explained.
"Amidala,you wouldnt be related to nuke skywalker would you?"Nuke asked.
"Nobody in MY family is named "nuke"."She replied.
"Oh.I just thought you two were related."Nuke said.
"BREAK TIME OVER!"EwoksSuck yelled.
::They all start to head back for their cells::
::StarGeek walks to try and talk to EwoksSuck::
"Hey baby."EwoksSuck said as they walked toward their cells.
"Can help me and my friends get out of here?"StarGeek asked.
"I`ve alreadly helped your friends.But I`ll see about doing more.Tell them think of complete bull**** when they get on the big screen."EwoksSuck whispered.
::StarGeek goes ahead and tells them.EwoksSuck hangs back::
"Sir.Captain jediknight is looking for you ."Kwan Ye told EwoksSuck.
::Kwan Ye and EwoksSuck leave::
Later that day...
::Kwan Ye walks toward StarGeek`s cell with several guards::
"Darth_Athena!"Kwan Ye called out.
::She goes to the front of the cell::
::Kwan Ye opens it::
"Come with us."Kwan Ye said.
::He and other guards lead her out of the room and down into the room with the chair::
"NO!"Darth_Athena screamed as she saw the chair.
"Damnit its getting late and I want to know were the Zelbinion is!Put her in teh chair."Oji yelled.
::Kwan Ye and others put her in the chair::
"Sir.How would she know anything about where the Zelbinion is?"Kwan Ye asked.
"In R.C mind,it should how Sorcerer told her were he would take the Zelbinion in case of trouble."Oji replied.
"He made it up Emperor!Why would Sorcerer tell her and NOT R.C?Or KKBB for that matter?"Silky yelled at him.
"Watch what you say or you might just die sooner then they will."Oji said.
"Do you know were Sorcerer took the Zelbinion?"Oji asked.
"No.I DONT know where he took it."Darth_Athena said.
"Your lieing."Oji said.
"Am I?"Darth_Athena replied.
::Oji walks around her::
"Silky,I want to know what she is holding back."Oji said.
"I`m not holding back anything.I dont know were Sorcerer took the Zelbinion."Darth_Athena said.
"Oh true.I know you dont know where he is,but your holding something even bigger back.Something not even you have told your friends."Oji said.
::Oji stares in her face::
: arth_Athena looks away::
"Turn on the porno."Oji ordered.
::Minutes later::
"So,your pregnant."Oji said as he looked at the monitor.
"Yea,I am."Darth_Athena replied.
"Who is the father?"Oji asked.
: arth_Athena stares at him::
"Is the father here?"Oji asked.
::She continues staring::
"Answer me damnit!"Oji yelled.
::She continues staring::
"Kwan Ye take her back to her cell!"Oji ordered.
::Kwan Ye un-straps her from the chair in front of the big screen and escorts her back to her cell::
"Who`s child is she carrying?"Oji asked Silky.
"Dont know."Silky replied.
Later that night...
::EwoksSuck walks past the sleeping guards and walks toward StarGeek`s cell::
"Time to get out of here."he said.
::He opens their cell::
"You girls can escape through the vent shafts.I`ll meet you in the hanger bay 2."EwoksSuck said.
::They ran over to the vent above the desk of the sleeping and opened the vent and all got in::
::EwoksSuck walked over to the guard and tranquilized him::
::EwoksSuck walks out of the room and proceeds to the other cells::
::He enters Rjinn`s cell and tranquilizes the guard::
::EwoksSuck tosses Rjinn a key and a map on how to get to Hanger Bay 2::
"Work your way the vents and meet up with the everyone else in Hanger Bay 2"EwoksSuck said.
::He left for the Hanger Bay::
In the Hanger Bay...
"Hey, jediknight could you open the Hanger Bay open for me in a few minutes?"EwoksSuck said as he noticed everyone coming from the vents.
"Its late in the night.Why do you want to leave the ship?"Jediknight asked.
"Oh just want to practice my skills.You that air-talent show in a few weeks."EwoksSuck replied.
::Everyone starts heading for Landioan prowlers that they had captured::
"Hanger Bay open on your call."Jediknight said.
::EwoksSuck walks over to a prowler and gets in::
"Alright.Open the hanger bay doors."EwoksSuck said.
"Opening them now."jediknight said.
::The Hanger Bay doors open and they take off::
"Sir!Landioan Prowlers are leaving the Hanger Bay!"darth fury said.
"Damn!"jediknight yelled.
Part III:Black Sun
"GranMastaPimp is nothing but a ***** !"JediGold said to private message to R.C.
"GranMastaPimp is one of the best deep cover agents there is."R.C replied.
"Why cant we signal Sorcerer and the others?"Rjinn asked.
"If we send any transmittion the PeaceKeepers might be able to pick it up and find our location and we dont even know if they are in range and we cant outrun a Command Carrier."K²B² explained.
"Look a ship up ahead."TuskenRaider said.
"Maybe they`ll let us board."nuke said.
"You think they got some weed?"GranMastaPimp said.
::JediGold fires a shot across his nose::
"Why you got to be a playa hater?"GranMastaPimp asked.
"FRELL YOU!"JediGold yelled.
::GranMastaPimp fires back at her coming dangerously close to her cockpit::
::They all continue toward the unknown ship::
"These playas are Black Sun,they aint got no kind of weed.Or nothin we need.And they aint goin let us dock."GranMastaPimp said.
"How the frell do you know that?"JediGold asked.
"Well,you see their signature on the radar?Well their heat is unique to the gamma quadrent were the Black Sun rule."GranMastaPimp explained.
::Everyone stares at their comms disbelievingly::
::JediGold fires another shot at him,but misses::
"Who are you GranMastaPimp?"nuke asked.
"Agent GranMastaPimp.Lando Special Ops.And a Pimp."GranMastaPimp said.
"And you know they wont let us dock by..."JediGold asked.
"Because we have nothing worth stealing or of real value."GranMastaPimp said.
"Yes,we do."DP said.
"What did you steal?"R.C asked.
"I went by my transport and got some bottles of good old Jack Daniels."DP said.
"Oh you know those bottles of Jack Daniels.I drank them all and replace it with water."GranMastaPimp said.
::JediGold fires at him again.This time GranMastaPimp has to use evasive action to dodge the shot::
"You didnt get my secret stash."DP said.
"Well,its something in trade value.But what do we need from them?"GranMastaPimp asked.
"We need a long-range communications device."R.C said.
::They hail the Black Sun ship::
"Prince Xizor of Black Sun.Come in."GranMastaPimp said.
"This is Prince Xizor."he replied.
"We wish to come aboard and trade goods."GranMastaPimp said.
"What do you have and what do you want?"Xizor asked.
"We have several bottles of Jack Daniels.In exchange for a long-range communications device."GranMastaPimp replied.
"We havent been drunk in a while.You all have permission to dock."Xizor said.
::They all fly into the Black Sun`s hanger bay::
"How many bottles you got?"Xizor asked as they all started to exit their prowlers.
"We have ten bottles."GranMastaPimp said.
::Everyone turns and looks at him knowing they only have three bottles::
"Good.You give us the ten bottles now and you`ll get your communications device that you requested."Xizor said.
"No.We`ll give you three bottles now.The other seven when we know it works.And we want also fuel for our prowlers."GranMastaPimp demanded.
"Agreed."Xizor said.
::Everyone stares at GranMastaPimp disbelievingly::
"Your free to look around the ship if you want.Maybe do some more trading."Xizor said.
"Thanks."GranMastaPimp said.
"DP,get the bottles and give them to someone in Command."GranMastaPimp ordered.
"Alright."DP replied.
::They all start to roam the ship except for GranMastaPimp who readies his prowler for a quick getaway::
Meanwhile in the Command Room on the Black Sun Ship...
"Is the Communication device ready?"R.C asked.
"Its ready to go."Xizor said as he handed it to him.
"Good.Good.TuskenRaider take this down to the hanger bay and install it in my prowler."R.C ordered.
"I`ll be back in a second."TuskenRaider said as he left for the hanger bay.
::A Magician Command Ship comes out of hyperspace and lauches fighters toward::
"Oh **** ."Tom Jones said.
"What is it?"Xizor asked.
"A Magician Command Carrier has entered the system and has lauched fighters toward our position."Tom replied.
"Launch fighers.Ready are guns for attack."Xizor ordered.
::Black Sun fighters exits the hanger bay::
::R.C leaves Command and touchs his comms::
"All Talyn and Zelbinion crew members.Prepare to leave the ship."R.C said.
::He leaves for the Hanger Bay::
"By the Hyerian Gods.I`m just goin borrow this..."GranMastaPimp said as he took a map of the area.
"What do you think your doing?"Sith Shady asked.
"Just borrowin it."GranMastaPimp replied.
"I hope your done shopping because we`re leaving."Sith Shady said.
"Good cause I`ve only borrowed one or two little things.Does that communication device work?"GranMastaPimp asked.
"Yea.Where the frell did you get ten bottles from?"Sith Shady asked.
"Oh to tell you the truth.I wanted to steal it and take off."GranMastaPimp said.
::They headed for the Hanger Bay::
::As R.C Allen enters the Hanger Bay he noticeds StarGeek kissing EwoksSuck::
::R.C groans::
::StarGeek and EwoksSuck continue kissing::
"R.C,we are all ready to go.And were are we going?"nuke asked.
"The Certs Asteroid Field."GranMastaPimp said as he and Sith Shady entered the Hanger Bay.
"Where the frell is that?"KKBB asked.
"Not far.About two hours in our prowlers."GranMastaPimp replied.
"Whats there?"Nuke asked.
"Just a hide out of theirs that we can use."GranMastaPimp said.
"Lets go then."R.C said.
::They get in their prowlers and make their run of Certs Asteriod Field::
On the way to the Asteroid Field...
"Have you had any luck in trying to contact Sorcerer and the others?"Darth_Athena asked.
"I`ve tried ten times.And each frelling time I get no responce back."R.C said sadly.
At the Black Sun base...
"Good they have fuel."Rjinn said.
"And food and water...and Jack Daniels!"DP said.
"We`ll hold out here and wait for responce back from Sorcerer,Ignig and Jangy."R.C said.
"Captain!I think you should see this."Snoop said.
::R.C and KKBB head over toward him::
"What is it?"KKBB asked.
"Look sirs."Snoop said as he pointed to the Communication intercepts.
"My god..."KKBB said.
::KKBB leaves::
"What is it??"Amidala_Skywalker asked.
"It says here the Zelbinion sent out two distress calls.Last one was yesterday."R.C said.
Part IV:The Zelbinion
"Sorcerer.Shake it off.You can do it.Wake up,rise and shine break through...This is gettin old damnit.The least you could do is tell who you were dating."Jangy said to Sorcerer as he lied on the bed unconscious.
"He still unconscious?"Ignig asked as she entered.
"Yeah.Its been what seems to have been a lifetime.Do you know where we are?"Jangy asked.
"Nope.But we can try starburst real soon and try and get back the way we came."Ignig replied.
"Its worth a try dont you think?"Jangy asked.
"I`ll plot starburst in the direction we came in an hour."Ignig said.
"You have any luck trying to hind the cool weapons?"Ignig asked.
"Nope.I`ve look everywhere and havent found **** ."Jangy replied.
"Keep searching."Ignig said.
Back the Certs Asteroid Field...
"You think we can trust EwoksSuck?"Rjinn asked.
"He is afterall a Peacekeeper."Darth Kenobi said.
::They talking to R.C and KKBB::
"And that same damn PeaceKeeper saved your life.And mine and KKBB`s."R.C said.
"But what if he is..."Rjinn said
"..Faking it?Please,if the PeaceKeepers knew where we were they would be here alreadly."KKBB said.
"Sirs!We`re getting a transmittion!"Sith Shady said.
::They all head to Command::
"Any...we have small... to our Communication equipment...Talyn are..."Ignig said.
::They could barely hear her,much less understand who it was::
"We read.Who are you?"KKBB asked.
::In the Zelbinion::
"Jangy get your ass up here!"Ignig yelled.
::Jangy runs up to Command::
::In the Base::
"KKBB..this is Ignig...we are...Sorcerer...we are going to activate...soon."Ignig said.
::Communications went dead again::
"Break out the Jack Daniels!"R.C yelled.
"What did she say about Sorcerer and to their Communications equipment and what were they going to try soon?"TuskenRaider asked.
"They clearly have communications problem.And mostly they will activate starburst soon.As for Sorcerer...that could be anything from he is dead to he`s taking a leak."KKBB said.
Back at the Zelbinion...
"Jangy prepare for starburst."Ignig said.
::The Zelbinion takes off into hyperspace::
"R.C Allen do you copy?"Ignig said as the Zelbinion exited hyperspace.
"Anyone there?"Jangy asked as he entered Command.
"Nobody has replied yet."Ignig said.
::Sorcerer stumbles his way into Command::
"Sorcerer!"Ignig said as she saw him.
"Finally awake."Jangy said.
"Yea...Where are we?"Sorcerer asked.
"We picked up something from R.C off the communications.We just got of hyperspace and are trying to hail them again."Ignig said.
"Good...Good."Sorcerer said.
"Zelbinion do you copy?Zelbinion?"TuskenRaider said.
"We read you."Jangy said.
"Send your coordinates to us and we`ll get there."Sorcerer said.
"Sending coordinates now."TuskenRaider replied.
::The Zelbinion receives the coordinates and starts heads for the Asteriod Field::
A Few Hours Later...
"Sir.Its time to go."Sith Shady said.
"Time to leave this place.All the bottles of Jack Daniels and Colt45 are in are prowlers right?"R.C asked.
"Yea."DP replied.
"Lets get the **** out of here."R.C said.
::They all get back into their prowlers and head for the Zelbinion::
"Ok.Listen up.This ship can only hold about 2 dozen fighters.I want half of you guys to go into Hanger Bay 1 and the other half into Hanger Bay 2."Sorcerer said.
::They all separate into two groups and enter the Zelbinion`s Hanger Bay::
"You survived!"Darth_Athena yelled as she got out of her prowler.
"Hey,Dont I always!?"Sorcerer said as he hugged her.
"Where the **** have you guys been?"Jangy said.
"I`m more interested in what happened to you guys."TuskenRaider said.
"We`re fine and better off then what happened yesterday and the day before."Ignig said.
"What happened yesterday?"Nuke asked.
::Sorcerer starts laughing::
"Whats so funny to him?"StarGeek asked.
::Sorcerer stops slowly::
"Ignig,remember yesterday when the ship was about to crash into the planet and engines cut off and we couldnt get them back online?Or how we had four unknown ships,like the ones that attacked us,surrounding us with everything they got primed to fire and then suddenly they vanished."Sorcerer said as he sumed up everything that had happened.
"Those were the days."Jangy said in rememberance.
"You guys bring any drinks?Cause we`re headin back to Lando!"Sorcerer yelled.
12 Hours later...
"Hold on to something people!PrePare for starburst!"KKBB yelled with his arm around JediGold.
::The Zelbinion takes off into hyperspace::
Near Pimp Prime...
"I want EwoksSuck and the others found!"Oji yelled.
"Intel,thinks they may be heading back here for an attack."jediknight said.
"In what?They only have those prowler they stole."Oji said.
"And what of the Zelbinion.What if they found it."jediknight said.
"Bring their leader,Master Pimp,aboard this ship and also The Jedi Apprentice."Oji ordered.
"Yes sir."Jediknight said.
::He left to go and send for Master Pimp and Jedi Apprentice::
In the Zelbinion...
"We`ll nearing Pimp Prime.We should be on the Peacekeepers scanners in about a few minutes."TuskenRaider said.
"Every well.Start charging the energy cannons for full charge."R.C said.
In Darth_Athena`s quarters...
"So how my baby doing?"Sorcerer asked.
"She is doing fine."Darth_Athena replied.
::They start kissing::
"Sorcerer your needed in Command."Nuke said.
::They continue kissing::
"Sorcerer,get your ass up here!"R.C ordered.
::They stop kissing::
"Looks like I`m needed."Sorcerer said.
::He leaves for Command::
"Whats the problem?"Sorcerer asked as he entered Command.
"In about 30 seconds.PeaceKeeper will have us on radar."KKBB said.
"Ok then.Turn on both defense screens.Power the energy cannons to full charge."Sorcerer said.
"I need your key."R.C said.
"Oh.Well here it is."Sorcerer said as he handed him rope with a key on it.
"Full speed ahead!"R.C ordered.
"Full speed ahead."Jangy said.
In Darth_Whoopinass Command Carrier...
"Sir.The Zelbinion!"darth fury said.
"Power up the guns.ALL of them."Oji ordered.
"Zelbinion,I dont know what you think you are doing but stand down.We have control here and we have your leaders!"Oji said.
"WAASSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!"Sorcerer replied.
"WAASSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!"GranMastaPimp said as he turns on his comms.
"Oji,you will order your PeaceKeepers`s out of this system or be destroyed."R.C warned.
"Your ship couldnt even get any one of our Carrier`s shield down to 95%.Even on its best day."Oji replied.
::R.C puts both keys into two slots::
"What`s going on?"TuskenRaider asked.
"The Beginning of the end.Their end."Sorcerer replied.
::The Zelbinion pulls out 2-40 missle launch systems and two more energy cannons::
"Damn."KKBB said.
"I want three squadrons of fighters to take the Zelbinion!"Oji ordered.
"Yes sir."Jediknight said.
::Three squadrons of fighters come out their hanger bay and head for the Zelbinion::
"Turn on the defense screens!"KKBB said.
"Fire!"R.C ordered.
::The defense screens cover the ship and the missles take out several fighters well out of their range of fire::
"Terminate the attack.All fighters return to base."Oji ordered.
::Most fighters head back as others stay outside::
"You going to order every PeaceKeeper out of the system and every other system?"R.C asked.
"Never."Oji asked.
"Fire on the Toaster!"R.C ordered.
::The Zelbinion opens fire on the Toaster::
"Where is GranMastaPimp at?"Sorcerer asked as they keep firing.
"You didnt hear?"Nuke asked.
::The Zelbinion shakes from return fire::
"Hear what?"Sorcerer asked.
"He left out of here with Amidala_Skywalker a few hours ago to go and find his master."TuskenRaider said.
"Fire the missles at him!"R.C ordered.
::The Zelbinions missles heavily cripple The Toaster`s Operations::
"Shields are at 22% Emperor!And falling!"Kwan Ye said.
"Call in reinforcements!"Oji ordered.
"Reinforcements arent in the area!"darth fury said.
"Send out the prowlers squadrons!"Oji ordered.
::The prowlers head for the Zelbinion::
"Fighters closing in us."Sith Shady said.
"Reload the missles."R.C ordered.
"Sirs.Styx-boy and Darth Evolence is coming around the planet with other prowlers!"TuskenRaider said with joy.
"How many?"Nuke asked.
"200."TuskenRaider asked.
"Emperor!200 Landioan prowlers coming from behind!"darth fury said.
"Launch all prowlers.Order the prowlers out there now to focus on the fighters."Oji said.
::More PeaceKeeper prowlers leave the Hanger Bay::
"His master?"Sorcerer asked.
"Yea,something about finding his master."Nuke said.
::The ship shakes from fighter blast::
"But I just heard him on comms."Sorcerer said.
"He 'borrowed' the long-range communications device as well."Nuke said.
"He`s not gone for good.He`d never leave a ho."R.C said.
"Finish them off!"KKBB ordered.
::The Zelbinion fires all of its missles at the Toaster::
"The PimpXpress is emerging from the Toaster!"Sith Shady said.
"GranMastaPimp is in tha hiz-house.With my former master Master Pimp and Jedi Apprentice on board.And we gonna kick that shiznit doggy-style!"GranMastaPimp yells as the exploding Toaster jostles his transport.
::GranMastaPimp then docks with the Zelbinion and drops off Master Pimp and Jedi Apprentice and gets his ho and bounces::
::The others went on to defeat the PeaceKeepers::
::GranMastaPimp stole the following:5 PeaceKeeper outfits,half of weapons in Talyn armory,the map from the Black Sun ship,10 packs of red kool-aid taken from Sorcerer`s quarters,R.C`s prowler with a long range communications device,A part of the Jack Daniels hyperdrive,several bottles of Jack Daniels and Colt45,TuskenRaider`s alligator shoes from the dead body of The Dancing Alligator,the entire laser battery from JediGold`s prowler,Nuke the Whales`s spear gun,part of KKBB`s belt buckel collection,Ethan`s sunglasses from M:I-2 and everyone was pissed::
::As for Amidala_Skywalker...She did live happily ever after::
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