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Master Pimp
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The goal is 2500 Haikus in one week.

The format is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllabales.

Please remember to put one Haiku per thread and turn off your sigs.

I love the haiku
I must write letter of thanks
To get my money

[ 06-24-2002, 12:11 AM: Message edited by: Master Pimp ]

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Ms. Elizabeth the Great
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Please wont you kill me.
All I do is post here now.
My life sucks big c*ck.

[ 06-24-2002, 12:22 AM: Message edited by: Ms. Elizabeth the Great ]

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Master Pimp
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Thanks for the money
I wish I had gotten more
But I can't complain

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Evil Yoda
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I suck at Haikus
yea I really suck at them
Please dont laugh at me

[ 06-24-2002, 12:18 AM: Message edited by: Evil Yoda ]

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Master of Ong
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Evil Yoda
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Congradulations
Yes its your Bday today
Lets have a party

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Master of Ong
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Ms. Elizabeth the Great
The Cat's Meow
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Evil Yoda sucks.
He never leaves us alone.
Evil Yoda sucks.

[ 06-24-2002, 12:21 AM: Message edited by: Ms. Elizabeth the Great ]

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Evil Yoda
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Evil Yoda sucks
He is a big fat loser
Evil Yoda sucks

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Oh sh*t hes back, what are you gonna do about it? Gonna cry about it? Gonna run to mommy and cry some more about it? Gonna pee and poop your pants about it? Or are you gonna just take it like the man you are, up the a** by Red 5.

Master of Ong
Master of Shingado

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pistols65
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Haiku's are so fun.
Happy Birthday to the best!
Lando System, yeah!

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Ms. Elizabeth the Great
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Evil Yoda leave.
No one here likes you at all.
Evil Yoda die.

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I sniff nail polish remover.

Vote Republican.

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pistols65
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Creativity
demands that I make haikus
for my Lando friends.

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starwarskater
Probably Gay...
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I just got a date
with this hot college chick
self esteem went up

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pistols65
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1boldhussy is
the Southern Belle of Lando
and leather goddess.

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Ms. Elizabeth the Great
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Nothing works like Nair.
Commercials suck it hard.
I need nine hours sleep.

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Vote Republican.

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pistols65
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Spike is fine and sweet
One of our two kings here in
our delightful realm.

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Ms. Elizabeth the Great
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My hair is dark red.
My teeth are green and yellow.
My feet smell very bad.

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Vote Republican.

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pistols65
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starwarskater is
very tall and handsome and
he really hates KISS.

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Still bottling fame and brewing glory...

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Agent George
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crap, i broke my mouse
I hit refresh too many times
in this hot chick's thread

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Evil Yoda
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I am a loser
I have no freinds or support
i should run away
[Big Grin] its fun to make fun of yourself:D

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Master of Ong
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Melissa 'Da Kissa
kiss my spandex
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Lando is special
yes it is very very
ya special special

[ 06-24-2002, 12:33 AM: Message edited by: Melissa 'Da Kissa ]

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pistols65
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Agent Orange is
intelligent and funny...
He broke his mouse, yo.

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Agent George
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pistols seems real cool
good sence of humor
why not have a drink on me?

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starwarskater
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25 hundred
in one week we must get them
i want pistol now

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ILLEGAL AND LEGAL DOES NOT EQUAL WRONG AND RIGHT.

Thanks prim

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Evil Yoda
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Cars go really fast
Cacti have lots of sharp thorns
My computer sucks

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Oh sh*t hes back, what are you gonna do about it? Gonna cry about it? Gonna run to mommy and cry some more about it? Gonna pee and poop your pants about it? Or are you gonna just take it like the man you are, up the a** by Red 5.

Master of Ong
Master of Shingado

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Ms. Elizabeth the Great
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I am a big b*tch.
I want to ruin your life.
I will kill you now.

[ 06-24-2002, 12:43 AM: Message edited by: Ms. Elizabeth the Great ]

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Evil Yoda
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Do people hate me?
Yes they seriously do
can i have some freinds?

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pistols65
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Loctus of Borg is
young and cute and will boink you
till you can't breathe. Damn!

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starwarskater
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i'm talking to liz
Lord knows what she is doing
I wish i was there

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Thanks prim

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Agent George
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one time at band camp
EY had sex with a flute
why? that was just wrong

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pistols65
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Agent George has
kindly offered me a drink.
Don't mind if I do.

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pistols65
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