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pistols65
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Help me, Agent George...
it won't be long until we
reach some sort of goal! [Big Grin]

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pistols65
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Yes! Page fifteen!
Or in my herb-addled brain,
page fourteen! Hell yeah!

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~Lady Sith~
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But if c0ck grew on
trees, what happens when they go
rotten? Decayed d!ck?

[ 06-29-2002, 06:40 PM: Message edited by: ~Lady Sith~ ]

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I would not like to
take a bite out of that fruit.
The juice would taste bad.

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I have seen orgas-
mo. It is a funny mov-
ie. Except for Ron.

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I have infant head
sized breasts according to Brad.
Big boobs are the best.

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Well, I got something
to say, I killed a baby
today and it does-

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-n't matter much to
me, as long as its dead. Well
I got something to

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say, I raped your mo-
ther today and it doesn't
matter much to me

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as long as she's spread.
La la la la la la la
la la la la la.

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1boldhussy
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why can't i get just
one f*ck i guess it's got some-
thing to do with luck

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"There's nothing more debauched than thinking."
-from 'An Opinion On The Question Of Pornography' by Wislawa Szymborska (ask me who she is...)

TANSTAAFL!

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ohoh, can you tell me
what it's like to die johnny
johnny ohoh can you...

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"There's nothing more debauched than thinking."
-from 'An Opinion On The Question Of Pornography' by Wislawa Szymborska (ask me who she is...)

TANSTAAFL!

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1boldhussy
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i sit in my chair
my thoughts travel into space
i am connected

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"There's nothing more debauched than thinking."
-from 'An Opinion On The Question Of Pornography' by Wislawa Szymborska (ask me who she is...)

TANSTAAFL!

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1boldhussy
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everyone should read
books are food for human thought
expand your knowledge

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"There's nothing more debauched than thinking."
-from 'An Opinion On The Question Of Pornography' by Wislawa Szymborska (ask me who she is...)

TANSTAAFL!

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pistols65
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I have been thinking
about a new haiku game
that we can all play...

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When this thread runs it's
course, I will introduce it
so please play with me...

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I am so sleepy
and it will be hard to read
the shindig pages...

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Some of you should come
to Acro-Challenge, it's in
my sig. It's so fun.

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If anyone sees
me there, say "Hi" to me. I'm
in the adult rooms... [Pimp]

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If you can't handle
severely vulgar language...
then please don't go there. [Laugh]

[ 06-30-2002, 12:51 AM: Message edited by: pistols65 ]

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1boldhussy
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vulger language is
second nature to lando
why has noone gone?

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"There's nothing more debauched than thinking."
-from 'An Opinion On The Question Of Pornography' by Wislawa Szymborska (ask me who she is...)

TANSTAAFL!

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What's that taste? It's an-
imal waste, the look on your
face says "what's that smell"?

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Do you really be-
lieve in Jesus? Jesus f*cks!
La la la la la.

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Rock N Roll baby, freedom of speech.

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