Nightly.Net   
my profile | directory login | register | search | faq | forum home

  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» Nightly.Net » Archives » The Lando System Archive » Lando's B-Day #1- Episode II Attack of the Haikus (Page 4)

 - UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!   This topic comprises 15 pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  ...  13  14  15   
Author Topic: Lando's B-Day #1- Episode II Attack of the Haikus
Agent George
Mr. Family Entertainment
Member # 6907

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Agent George   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
what to say to that?
too bad i'm stuck in seattle
i guess its too bad

Posts: 10187 | From: Kirkland, WA | Registered: Oct 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Ms. Elizabeth the Great
The Cat's Meow
Member # 11308

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Email Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
That's alright George boy.
I will pretend you licked me.
You were really good George.

Posts: 4955 | From: Jacksonville, Florida | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Agent George
Mr. Family Entertainment
Member # 6907

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Agent George   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
this has gone on long
when i talk like this at work
they will think i suck

Posts: 10187 | From: Kirkland, WA | Registered: Oct 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Ms. Elizabeth the Great
The Cat's Meow
Member # 11308

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Email Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
My job is bad a$$.
I do nothing but go here.
You know you want it.

Posts: 4955 | From: Jacksonville, Florida | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Agent George
Mr. Family Entertainment
Member # 6907

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Agent George   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
good night miss great liz
this sure was real fun tonight
more weird poems later [Thumbs Up]

Posts: 10187 | From: Kirkland, WA | Registered: Oct 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Ms. Elizabeth the Great
The Cat's Meow
Member # 11308

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Email Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
My hair is pretty.
It is short but very nice.
You know you want it.

Posts: 4955 | From: Jacksonville, Florida | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Agent George
Mr. Family Entertainment
Member # 6907

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Agent George   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
why do you so tease?
of coarse i do want it
i'll abuse my hand

Posts: 10187 | From: Kirkland, WA | Registered: Oct 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Agent George
Mr. Family Entertainment
Member # 6907

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Agent George   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
2000 posts now!
do i get a f*cking star
to pin on my chest?

Posts: 10187 | From: Kirkland, WA | Registered: Oct 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Darth Dude
The Main Event
Member # 7996

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Darth Dude   Author's Homepage   Email Darth Dude   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
This is the first line,
This is the middle line and
This is the last line!

Posts: 9036 | From: Gold Coast, Australia | Registered: Feb 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
jedi_loser
Show 'Em My Motto!
Member # 619

Icon 1 posted      Profile for jedi_loser     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
ill post a haiku
thats exactly what ill do
and then say **** you!

Posts: 5962 | From: Vegas, Baby. | Registered: Jun 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
ligeia
another dream theory
Member # 11192

Icon 3 posted      Profile for ligeia   Author's Homepage   Email ligeia   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Glass of water on
my desk looks like a pool of
refreshment. I drink.

--------------------
Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat.
But someone's listening in.

Posts: 2533 | From: the trees and salty seas | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
ligeia
another dream theory
Member # 11192

Icon 3 posted      Profile for ligeia   Author's Homepage   Email ligeia   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
As my pen runs out
of ink I panic. Where is
one that I can use?

--------------------
Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat.
But someone's listening in.

Posts: 2533 | From: the trees and salty seas | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
ligeia
another dream theory
Member # 11192

Icon 3 posted      Profile for ligeia   Author's Homepage   Email ligeia   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Three a.m. I am
listening to the Cure. It
reminds me of school.

--------------------
Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat.
But someone's listening in.

Posts: 2533 | From: the trees and salty seas | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
ligeia
another dream theory
Member # 11192

Icon 3 posted      Profile for ligeia   Author's Homepage   Email ligeia   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Haiku is my poem,
it isn't long and drawn out.
You can write many.

--------------------
Well of course I'd like to sit around and chat.
But someone's listening in.

Posts: 2533 | From: the trees and salty seas | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
1boldhussy
our lady of the whip
Member # 10322

Icon 18 posted      Profile for 1boldhussy   Email 1boldhussy   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
sweat-slicked, sticky skin
fans create the only breeze
must be summertime

--------------------
"There's nothing more debauched than thinking."
-from 'An Opinion On The Question Of Pornography' by Wislawa Szymborska (ask me who she is...)

TANSTAAFL!

Posts: 7959 | From: greensboro, nc | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
1boldhussy
our lady of the whip
Member # 10322

Icon 18 posted      Profile for 1boldhussy   Email 1boldhussy   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
in summertime a
young man's thoughts turn to fancy
he wants intercourse

--------------------
"There's nothing more debauched than thinking."
-from 'An Opinion On The Question Of Pornography' by Wislawa Szymborska (ask me who she is...)

TANSTAAFL!

Posts: 7959 | From: greensboro, nc | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
1boldhussy
our lady of the whip
Member # 10322

Icon 18 posted      Profile for 1boldhussy   Email 1boldhussy   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
to assist lando
i post a haiku poem
we must meet the goal

--------------------
"There's nothing more debauched than thinking."
-from 'An Opinion On The Question Of Pornography' by Wislawa Szymborska (ask me who she is...)

TANSTAAFL!

Posts: 7959 | From: greensboro, nc | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Master Pimp
Secretary of Pimpdaddyness
Member # 287

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Master Pimp   Author's Homepage   Email Master Pimp   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Hundred Eighty Six
We still have a long way yet
We will reach the goal.

[ 06-24-2002, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: Master Pimp ]

Posts: 9192 | From: In the dark corners of your mind | Registered: Jun 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Master Pimp
Secretary of Pimpdaddyness
Member # 287

Icon 12 posted      Profile for Master Pimp   Author's Homepage   Email Master Pimp   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I like the women
Especially Spike's woman
When she's at my house

Posts: 9192 | From: In the dark corners of your mind | Registered: Jun 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Master Pimp
Secretary of Pimpdaddyness
Member # 287

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Master Pimp   Author's Homepage   Email Master Pimp   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I make fun of Spike
I do it rather often
But he's not that bad

Posts: 9192 | From: In the dark corners of your mind | Registered: Jun 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Master Pimp
Secretary of Pimpdaddyness
Member # 287

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Master Pimp   Author's Homepage   Email Master Pimp   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Of course I say that
I forgot about his smell
Dude take a shower

Posts: 9192 | From: In the dark corners of your mind | Registered: Jun 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Melissa 'Da Kissa
kiss my spandex
Member # 3823

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Melissa 'Da Kissa   Email Melissa 'Da Kissa   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
just woke up from bed
got to find something to do
so i'll post haiku

--------------------
Tell your pants it's not polite to point.
Personal Cheerleader of LoB
Spike's Little Sis
jedi_loser's Hottub Assistant
aim: melz04 msn: fuzzy_shanks@hotmail.com

Posts: 1967 | From: Fort Madison, Iowa...USA | Registered: Dec 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Melissa 'Da Kissa
kiss my spandex
Member # 3823

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Melissa 'Da Kissa   Email Melissa 'Da Kissa   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
onions have layers
ogres have layers. get it.
what about parfait?

shrek is a cute movie [Big Grin]

Posts: 1967 | From: Fort Madison, Iowa...USA | Registered: Dec 1999  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Ms. Elizabeth the Great
The Cat's Meow
Member # 11308

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Email Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
June is a hot month.
My birthday sucked major a$$.
I need to leave now.

Posts: 4955 | From: Jacksonville, Florida | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
pistols65
The Widow Slytherin
Member # 10542

Icon 16 posted      Profile for pistols65   Email pistols65   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
Second day of the
haiku tournament...we have
a long way to go.

Posts: 5143 | From: Under Teacher's desk, Potions Class | Registered: Jan 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Ms. Elizabeth the Great
The Cat's Meow
Member # 11308

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Email Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
My hair is shiny.
My skirt is polyester.
I like my red skirt.

Posts: 4955 | From: Jacksonville, Florida | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Ms. Elizabeth the Great
The Cat's Meow
Member # 11308

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Email Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
You are nice Pistol.
You're avatar is bad a$$.
You are my hero.

Posts: 4955 | From: Jacksonville, Florida | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Ms. Elizabeth the Great
The Cat's Meow
Member # 11308

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Email Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
My mom is Spanish.
She speaks Spanish very bad.
I really hate her.

Posts: 4955 | From: Jacksonville, Florida | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Ms. Elizabeth the Great
The Cat's Meow
Member # 11308

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Email Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post 
I am tired now.
I did not sleep very well.
The sun woke me up.

Posts: 4955 | From: Jacksonville, Florida | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Ms. Elizabeth the Great
The Cat's Meow
Member # 11308

Icon 1 posted      Profile for Ms. Elizabeth the Great   Email Ms. Elizabeth the Great