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Dean Martin
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Volare! Hey Frankie, sorry I'm late, I was busy nailing Lana Turner and a friend of hers. Give me another scotch.

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Thats Amore!

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Frank Sinatra
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No problem Deano. I hear Sammy will be here as soon as he can find his glass eye that keeps rolling around on the floor. I told him to carpet hsi bedroom.

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Pick a broad. I've nailed them all.

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ValentineHelper
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quote:
Originally posted by Betty White:
Yeah you're real great ValentineHelper. Tell everyone about how you spent your Valentine's Day: naked eating bon-bons and flogging the dolphin while watching HGTV. Oh and btw your mother called. She want her dildo back. And please rinse it off this time.

Just remember that if you f*ck with f*cking Betty White, you better be read for the entire animal kingdom to come down on your sorry ass because they obey my commands.

F*ckers

Poor, sad, dried-up, Betty White...
Your private parts are covered with cobwebs because you chose to cavort with the entire contents of Noah's Ark instead of gravitating to Mr. Grant like I suggested that you do.
Do not be bitter because you are forced to lay in a bed that you made all by yourself.
And everyone knows that ValentineHelper, automated love-spreader of Nightly.Net has no dolphin to flog, since ValentineHelper is not hindered by gender you bitter old blue-haired excuse for a 'Depends' ad.
I mean that with love.
Consider icy-hot Ben-Gay love to have been spread upon you, Betty White, in a gingerly nursing home type fashion.
And please don't forget to have someone to turn you so the bedsores don't start.
I mean that with love.

[ 06-27-2002, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: ValentineHelper ]

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love and kisses

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Paranoid Android
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They're everywhere!

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I hope, that you choke, that you choke...

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carniVore
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Closed thread courtesy of the AAC.

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carniVore
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HEY HOTSHOT,YOU MAY BE AN AAC MEMBER,BUT YOUR PUSHING IT I SAID THIS THREAD WAS CLOSED.

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Ricky Martin
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You know how they tell you to not pass on the left hand side? I do that!!!! Isn't that...........LOCO?!?!!!!

: dancing tuna fish appear and dance with the aliases :

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carniVore
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:CLOSED:

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