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Commander_Skywalker001
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Yes its true me and my mate broke up last week and now I am ready for anything I dont mind interracical dating or dating big girls all that matters is that your a lady and you are from the ages of 17 to 27.

if you want some loving please give me a holla at
commander_skywalker@episodeii.com

and I"ill be sure to get and touch with any of you. [Angel]
well if you wanna know what i look like
well I have blue eyes dark brown hair 5"9 260ibs and a stuning personality.
As you can see my name is Commander_Skywalker i am interesed in more things then just Star Wars.
I also write poetry and I am a rasing freshmen in collge and My mayjor is Webmaster.

[ 05-27-2002, 10:24 PM: Message edited by: Commander_Skywalker001 ]

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JonTucker
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Um... Priceless...

And he also has a knocked up girlfriend. Sounds like a winner!!! So, which of you eligible bachelorettes will be the first to fall to his masculine wiles???

Oh, C_S... Webmaster??? Where?

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Weren't there supposed to be some prom pictures coming...or is this the same person?

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This is absolutely priceless. I won't say anything...it's way to easy.

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look out ladies, CS is on the loose!

Lock away your farm animals and hide your daughters!

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*raises an eyebrow*

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shermanator

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Akipk
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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalder_001:
Attention single ladies ages 1 to 7 I am now officaly single again ^_^

LMAO! [Laugh] [Thumbs Up]

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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
Attention single ladies ages 17 to 27 I am now officaly single again ^_^

You had a girlfriend?!?

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after he spiked several of her drinks...

last time he posted this **** here he said he was blonde. He forgot to mention peroxide. I think he wanted to look like that backstreet kid, or his little brother or something.

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Take me! I could nicely add you to my harem [Wink]

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don't go! don't go! Once you're in her lair you'll never...

*sighs*

too late.

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Eh...

Wanna beer Ak?

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Akipk
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How'd you guess?

Hang on, you're not trying to get me drunk are you? lmao

edit: I've gotta watch that spelling, I'll end up saying things I don't want too

[ 05-28-2002, 07:12 AM: Message edited by: Akipk ]

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I am single and I never wanted to look like a Backstreet Boy and I am a real good guy I really am a nice guy. I have my pictures and somtime by tonight I will post them if possable.
well can we all get along?
well any single ladies here?

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this is NOT match.com or a singles bar.

the funniest thing is that you just broke up last week and now you're "ready for anything I dont mind interracical dating or dating big girls all that matters is that your a lady and you are from the ages of 17 to 27".

looks to me like you and your ex weren't too close if you can just forget about her that easily without even trying to get her back.

or did YOU dump her in hopes of finding a fat, balding guy here?

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quote:
Originally posted by Akipk:
How'd you guess?

Hang on, you're not trying to get me drunk are you? lmao

Get you drunk Ak? Now why would I want to do that? [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
Yes its true me and my mate broke up last week and now I am ready for anything I dont mind interracical dating or dating big girls all that matters is that your a lady and you are from the ages of 17 to 27.

if you want some loving please give me a holla at
commander_skywalker@episodeii.com

and I"ill be sure to get and touch with any of you. [Angel]
well if you wanna know what i look like
well I have blue eyes dark brown hair 5"9 260ibs and a stuning personality.
As you can see my name is Commander_Skywalker i am interesed in more things then just Star Wars.
I also write poetry and I am a rasing freshmen in collge and My mayjor is Webmaster.

you forgot to mention the lack of writing skills, c_s. have you ever heard of the edit option? it was made so people can correct spelling errors. [Laugh]

*edit* i forgot to mention that the edit option can also be used to correct grammatical errors, as well.

[ 05-28-2002, 08:52 AM: Message edited by: 1boldhussy ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Spike23:

or did YOU dump her in hopes of finding a fat, balding guy here?

shh, Spike, don't tell him! He might start thinking!!! [Eek!]

*runs away faster than he/she ever has before*

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Quit beening mean to me. I am only looking for a girl period. [Mad]
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Admittedly, it is very funny, but don't feel bad...screw that, everyone is gonna have a field day with that C_S, I am thinking that it was a bad idea to post this thread here... [Smile]

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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
Quit beening mean to me. I am only looking for a girl period. [Mad]

So, are you saying that you like your tacos bloody???

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EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

you beat me too it, jt. [Laugh]

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LMFAO

:throws up:

ROTFLMFAO

:throws up:

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quote:
LMFAO

:throws up:

ROTFLMFAO

:throws up:

exactly

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I'll second that [Thumbs Up]

sad thing is, this isn't the first time he's done this at Lando, you think the kid would learn his lesson by now. [Razz]

However, it is so cool to know I'm not the worst typer in the world!

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Bloody tacos...
[Laugh] [Laugh]
BBBLLLLLAAAARRGGGHHHH...
[Eek!]

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quote:
Originally posted by JonTucker:
[QUOTE]So, are you saying that you like your tacos bloody???

"Rainbow kisses" for me... [Laugh] I think only Brits will get that, the might of Bucks Fizz!! [Razz]

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quote:
"Rainbow kisses" for me... I think only Brits will get that, the might of Bucks Fizz!!


Rainbow kiss...someone told me a rainbow kiss is when you 69 a girl while she's on the rag. She has your stuff in her mouth, and you have her red stuff in your mouth, and you kiss each other. How far off am I?

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okay. i have to throw up now.

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UUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GET GRAPHIC!!!!!!!!! ::::DRY HEEVES:::

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ewwwwwww, gross, I'll have nightmares for weeks now.

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quote:
Originally posted by DANA-kin Skywalker:
quote:
"Rainbow kisses" for me... I think only Brits will get that, the might of Bucks Fizz!!


Rainbow kiss...someone told me a rainbow kiss is w