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Ms. Elizabeth the Great
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[Laugh]

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R5-VAN DAMM
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I regret that this is my first experiance in "Lando". [Roll Eyes] I have read many of CS's posts and I am trully convinced he is about 9 years old. 10 tops!!!

::moves on to hopefully less pathetic topics::

[ 06-06-2002, 01:16 AM: Message edited by: R5-VAN DAMM ]

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JonTucker
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This ****er got a page 2?!?!?! I say, "GODDAMN!!!"

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Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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quote:
Originally posted by Agent George:
He's a freak in heat
a dog without warning
he has an appitite for sex cuz
CS so hor-ny

[Laugh] [Thumbs Up]

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quote:
Originally posted by R5-VAN DAMM:
I regret that this is my first experiance in "Lando". [Roll Eyes] I have read many of CS's posts and I am trully convinced he is about 9 years old. 10 tops!!!

::moves on to hopefully less pathetic topics::

I am not 9 years old thank you very much. I am 18 almost 19 years old.
I dont like it when you all bash me like this. I am only looking for true love.
well anyways lets all get along.

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I've never picked on you C_S? Hope I haven't! Dude, good luck with finding a lifetime partner. And sorry about you fiancé.

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Duncwalker
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quote:
Originally posted by JonTucker:
What the hell are you talking about, fruitcake?!?!?! I never said anything about your sexual orientation. You said something about a girl's period, so I sought clarification.

I have to correct you there, it was actually me and DANA (I think) abot rainbow kisses...dubious topic but there you go...

True love on the net? Very rare CS.

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R5-VAN DAMM
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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
quote:
Originally posted by R5-VAN DAMM:
I regret that this is my first experiance in "Lando". [Roll Eyes] I have read many of CS's posts and I am trully convinced he is about 9 years old. 10 tops!!!

::moves on to hopefully less pathetic topics::

I am not 9 years old thank you very much. I am 18 almost 19 years old.
I dont like it when you all bash me like this. I am only looking for true love.
well anyways lets all get along.

With each post, you only further prove your own immaturity. [Roll Eyes]

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well i am sorry then.
as for true love in person its impossable. I admit i dont have good lucks all i have is what girls in the old days would consider hot.

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JonTucker
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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
well i am sorry then.
as for true love in person its impossable. I admit i dont have good lucks all i have is what girls in the old days would consider hot.

What... In... The... Hell is that bit o' babble??? [Confused]

So, you're saying that it is impossible to truly love someone if you meet them in person... Man, that's ****ed up... Define "the old days," please... Hell, define what you meant by that whole last line.

So, you don't have good looks, are overweight, obviously do not like dealing with people in person; yet you somehow managed to be named Prom King... R I G H T...

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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R5-VAN DAMM
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quote:
Originally posted by JonTucker:
quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
well i am sorry then.
as for true love in person its impossable. I admit i dont have good lucks all i have is what girls in the old days would consider hot.

What... In... The... Hell is that bit o' babble??? [Confused]

So, you're saying that it is impossible to truly love someone if you meet them in person... Man, that's ****ed up... Define "the old days," please... Hell, define what you meant by that whole last line.

Better yet, I would like a translated, definition of ALL your posts.

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Spike23
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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
quote:
Originally posted by R5-VAN DAMM:
I regret that this is my first experiance in "Lando". [Roll Eyes] I have read many of CS's posts and I am trully convinced he is about 9 years old. 10 tops!!!

::moves on to hopefully less pathetic topics::

I am not 9 years old thank you very much. I am 18 almost 19 years old.
I dont like it when you all bash me like this. I am only looking for true love.
well anyways lets all get along.

there is no bashing here. we're telling it like it is to show you how lame this entire idea is. you say love in person is impossible......how the hell do you know if you don't get off the f*ckin' internet and go TRY to meet a girl? no one will ever feel sorry unless you show initiative. THEN if you get shot down, there might be some compassion for your lack of communication skills (such as ENGLISH).

now get off your ass and go out! you're the only 18 year old i know that chooses to skip the REAL thing. sure, you can find true love online.....but it could just be a hairy dude after your ass, literally. so do us all a favor, stop looking for true love here and go out more! besides, there's only about 10 REAL people here anyway........the rest are aliases of ours. [Big Grin]

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don't discourage him, its funny [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
well i am sorry then.
as for true love in person its impossable. I admit i dont have good lucks all i have is what girls in the old days would consider hot.

I swear to God, I don't know who is harder to understand, Jay Z or you.

[Pimp]

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Duncwalker
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quote:
Originally posted by Spike23:
there is no bashing here. we're telling it like it is to show you how lame this entire idea is. you say love in person is impossible......how the hell do you know if you don't get off the f*ckin' internet and go TRY to meet a girl? no one will ever feel sorry unless you show initiative. THEN if you get shot down, there might be some compassion for your lack of communication skills (such as ENGLISH).

Oh, they're making people take exams in that over here now to make sure it never happens again Spike. [Smile]

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Oh, I think we scared him away. He's probably squirtin' some sissy water because no one on the Internet likes him...

So, c'mon PROM KING, explain yourself...

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
I am only looking for true love.

Try Prequels.

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Duncwalker
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Try SWC...not that they'd take any notice but. bleh [Razz]

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The Sissy-water Squirters would definately be a great name for a band!

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You all did not scare me off i been just well going to taking tests.
well i mean I am not hot.
I am 5 feet 9 inchs and I have blue eyes. but I will find me a girl at my new jobe if i can.

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Duncwalker
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quote:
Originally posted by pistols65:
The Sissy-water Squirters would definately be a great name for a band!

Another typo Pistol, you really should be more careful...Mr. Jeremy is getting tired now.

I really think C_S should learn how to spell again, there seems to be an inability to spell correctly with him. Is there C_S? I'll let you answer that.

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JonTucker
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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
You all did not scare me off i been just well going to taking tests.
well i mean I am not hot.
I am 5 feet 9 inchs and I have blue eyes. but I will find me a girl at my new jobe if i can.

So... about that Prom King thing...

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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JonTucker
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quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
but I will find me a girl at my new jobe if i can.

I hear Jobe the Pimp has some good ladies real cheap...

Dating in the workplace? That's brilliant!!! [Roll Eyes]

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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I mean Job.
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quote:
Originally posted by JonTucker:
quote:
Originally posted by Commander_Skywalker001:
but I will find me a girl at my new jobe if i can.

I hear Jobe the Pimp has some good ladies real cheap...

Dating in the workplace? That's brilliant!!! [Roll Eyes]

You, JonTucker, are mean as hell. But funny.

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Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I am infinite, I contain multitudes.

Walt Whitman "Song of Myself"

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C_S, you are either Really Dumb or have really fat fingers....I can't decide which.

[Pimp]

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Thanks!!!

About the being mean as hell part, I mean...

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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oh god...it's a good thing I'm gonna be 28 soon...*prays fervently for my birthday to get here*
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This is real funny shit ..!

This thread should be archived...

It's becoming a classic.

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Just to prove how gullible you all are [Laugh]

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