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JonTucker
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First up, Macstorm:

as;dlkfowevnf efio;h 'ao;i efj [Laugh] d; poaeirghk a;sdf [Laugh] jklkj
[Laugh] [Laugh] [Laugh] [Laugh]

(that's just random key presses, as Mac seems fond of doing... Notice the lack of anything valid...)

[ 03-29-2002, 01:13 AM: Message edited by: JonTucker ]

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Next up, Spike23:

F*ck you, b*tches!!! I have a 7.5 inch penis!!! Suck it!!! I'm a 26 year-old virgin who likes to give head!!!

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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that's not funny or true about me!

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Next, Darth Anakin:

I said God Damn you noobs!!! Jesus Christ, how much like the Cantina are you trying to make this place??? Just go there!

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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next up: JonTucker

"i'm a dead motherf*cker for talking about Spike and his huge member. i'm so dumb, i forgot Spike is only 25! and it's ME who likes giving head--Spike just likes receiving it, but he won't let me give it to him." [Frown]

[ 03-29-2002, 01:16 AM: Message edited by: Spike23 ]

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At least the "Spike is a virgin" part didn't change.

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ive said it once, ill say it again:
you guys make me pee
keep the impressions comin'!

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that's because i'm man enough to admit it, b*tch. [Wink]

(and JT, sorry about earlier--and also, you pretty much nailed that, with the exception of my age and the fact that i DO NOT give head--just receive) [Big Grin]

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Next, JT does himself (Hey, I've heard all the jokes):

Jesus H. Christ, man!!! Can't you leave my thread the hell alone! What's wrong with you??? F*ck!!! I don't come and interrupt your threads before you're done, do I??? I'm sensitive and sh*t...
...
...

...

(I like ...s)

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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Next up, pistols65:

_____ would make a good name for a band.

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spike23:
that's because i'm man enough to admit it, b*tch. [Wink]

I've admitted it too.

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Next up, KKBB:
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

('cause he's never here. Get it?)

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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Next up, Akipk:

Hey, I'm a guy. I'm made of alcohol. I got so snookered yesterday, you wouldn't believe. Let me tell you about this kangaroo I met yesterday...

[ 03-29-2002, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: JonTucker ]

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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quote:
Originally posted by JonTucker:
Next up, pistols65:

_____ would make a good name for a band.

classic! [Big Grin]

and Mac--i would joke about that for fun, but it's cool, bro. [Thumbs Up]

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Peace Pimp Daddy Spike! Or should you call me Daddy? Since me and your Mom have that thing going on. [Cool]

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Next up, jedi_bobs:

High! I'de jus like to come on here 2 Lando and say somehting aboot how kewl Lando Cowrisseun is in that movie. You know what I'm tlakingg aboot... "Def by Temptation!" Thats the one!!!

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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quote:
Originally posted by Macstorm:
Peace Pimp Daddy Spike! Or should you call me Daddy? Since me and your Mom have that thing going on. [Cool]

nah, it's you calling ME Pimp Daddy--if it weren't for me, you wouldn't exist. [Wink]

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Yes, kids... Only on the Internet can two guys talk about how much pu$$y they're not getting...

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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quote:
Originally posted by JonTucker:
Yes, kids... Only on the Internet can two guys talk about how much pu$$y they're not getting...

....until my sexy german babe gets back here in May. [Wink]

after that, you really might be calling Spike, "daddy". [Eek!]

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look out! hes going to reproduce!
[Smile]

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Next up, 1boldhussy:

Yeah, you like it when I pinch you there, don't you. Would you like the straps a tad tighter? Here, let me put down the whip and put on these stilletos. Can you feel that!!! TAKE THE PAIN!!!

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Grif: I asked you what the password was and you knew it.
Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
G: It's so obvious it's impossible to guess!
S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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quote:
Originally posted by JonTucker:
Yes, kids... Only on the Internet can two guys talk about how much pu$$y they're not getting...

Sorry JT, but we are not talking. We are bragging about it.

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this whole thread kicks my ass

[Laugh]

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quote:
Originally posted by JonTucker:
Next up, 1boldhussy:

Yeah, you like it when I pinch you there, don't you. Would you like the straps a tad tighter? Here, let me put down the whip and put on these stilletos. Can you feel that!!! TAKE THE PAIN!!!

honey, you don't have to repeat everything i say to you during one of our "sessions". [Laugh] [Laugh]

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quote:
Originally posted by Spike23:
quote:
Originally posted by JonTucker:
Yes, kids... Only on the Internet can two guys talk about how much pu$$y they're not getting...

....until my sexy german babe gets back here in May. [Wink]

after that, you really might be calling Spike, "daddy". [Eek!]

Yah, you will slip her the schnitzel...

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Simmons: I guessed it. By the way the password was password.
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S: A password should have one number and one letter. Your password would be 2dumb2live.

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Scary, little Spikes, running round giving and receiving head with each other with 'Daddy' Spike(23) [Eek!] [Big Grin] .

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JT: Whaaaaaa! You cheated! I'm leaving! Whaaaaaaa!

[Wink]

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when she gets here, there's gonna be a little of this goin' down:







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quote:
Originally posted by JonTucker:
Next up, Akipk:

Hey, I'm a guy. I'm made of alcohol. I got so snookered yesterday, you wouldn't believe. Let me tell you about this kangaroo I met yesterday...

[Thumbs Up] It tried to hit on me too [Pimp]

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was it cute, akipk? did you get it's number? [Laugh]

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