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She wanted to hang out with me so we could scope out chicks together... so we went to Hooters. We also had a mini-lightsaber duel in the park and read comic books. It was a bizzare cross between a pseudo first date, kidnapping and babysitting.
(I could have posted this in the Cantina, but here in Lando no one will believe this is true.)
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I take it the emphasis is on the kidnapping part, right? Posts: 6219 | From: North Georgia | Registered: Aug 2001
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Probably more like ig babysitting red...poor diddums. *coochie coo!!*
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It's true. Nikki done told me so that it's true. I envy you, Red.
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It's a good thing the police montior this board regularly and that this time they won't be coming to my door.
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OMG! Does that mean the 'typo police' are about to raid my home? Holly Shat!
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No an elite squad of Janet Reno stormtroopers monitor this place on a regular basis. Mr. Reno still has a small army of darkness lying around.
I can't wait for that epic Jon Reno v Jeb Bush matchup in Florida. I mean one had some crazy people killed and had her men point a semi-automatic weapon in the face of a little boy and the other supposedly fixed the election for his older brother.
If I lived in Florida I would just move, until I realized how much I saved on not paying state taxes.
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quote:Originally posted by Moggraider: It's true. Nikki done told me so that it's true. I envy you, Red.
We are talking about going clubbing if she can borrow her sister's ID.
quote:Originally posted by 1boldhussy: sounds like a great time, red!
It was quite different than when I hung out with you and RUAJEDI. Ya know what would fun? The 3 of us hanging out!
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Methinks ppl have been masturbating and posting again. Stand up Pistol to be penetrated hard by ron jeremy
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quote:Originally posted by Red 5: Ya know what would fun? The 3 of us hanging out!
i'm there! let me know when you're going to be back in nc since i'll probably never get the fundage together to get to texas.
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I want to go in July for my Grandfather's 80th birthday but I can't afford a trip now. But if I come in the fall maybe I can kidnap ignig and bring her with me for a road trip across the country.
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Good to see Red contributing to the delinquency of a minor again.
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There is very little else I could contribute.
j/k Nikki.
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quote:Originally posted by pistols65: Mmmuuuhhhaaahhhaaahhaaaaa...and so on...
Is that another typo Pistol? I hear that particular Jewish schlóng is very squishy...
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quote:Originally posted by Red 5: I want to go in July for my Grandfather's 80th birthday but I can't afford a trip now. But if I come in the fall maybe I can kidnap ignig and bring her with me for a road trip across the country.
hahaha...like that'll happen. i'm not going to meet anymore losers from nightly. pfft, what you be smokin? oh wait, you don't smoke...that's me...
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It's a humanitarian thing...
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