Kung Fu Jawa
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Darth Krawlie: You, of course, are AIDS. The alpha and omega of STDs. Congratulations on your work of cleaning up the less desirable of the subspecies in Africa and the gay population of the United States. Your hat is a crown.
Darth Bane You are the CLAP ,aka:Gonorrhea and boy do you get around. A favorite among sailors, an estimated 1.1 million American men and women each year contract gonorrhea. Symptoms usually appear two to five days after sex with an infected partner and include burning during urination and discharge from the penis or vagina. Your hat is a Navy Cover:
Tank: You are Syphilis -- The AIDS of yore. You have caused the downfall of kings and philosophers. A painless sore (chancre) may appear on the genitals or in the vagina. Second-stage symptoms include a skin rash and flu-like symptoms. The infection remains even after these symptoms disappear. If left untreated, this will develop the severe complications of late, or tertiary, syphilis, which can result in mental illness, blindness, heart disease and death. Your hat is this Henry the VIII beret thingy:
Xdflwr: You my dear are Candidiasis -- An infection due to candida yeast. The symptoms of oral candidiasis (thrush) and vaginal candidiasis include pain, itching, redness and white patches in their respective sites. Your hat is a bakers hat!
Wessan- You must have sex in order to be an STD. So with that in mind, you are Repetitive Stress Syndrome of the Wrist. Here’s your shower cap:
3&6 Years to go…You are a tapeworm. Not exactly an STD, but nasty none the less. You can cause severe, acute weight loss and death. You are very popular in third world countries. You get this shitty peasant hat.
Lightsabre I'm soory, but you're Dyspareunia -- The medical term for painful sex. Not exactly a disease, but no one wants you regardless. Your hat is a paper bag.
Jacen123 is Chlamydia – You are a go getter! There is no stopping you. The fastest-spreading STD in the U.S. Symptoms include abnormal genital discharge and burning during urination. Men may suffer swelling or pain in the testicles. You get a fireman’s helmet!
More to come...
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Kung Fu Jawa
Obviously not a golfer
Member # 13530
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Chatham-Herpes – You sneaky bastard! As many as 90% of people who are infected do not know they have genital herpes. Symptoms in the genital area include an itching or burning sensation, discharge and blisters or painful open sores. How can they not know? You wear the Viking helm.
THE HEPATITIS BROTHERS! Pharoah JZA- Hepatitis A -- Hepatitis A is acquired through ingesting fecally contaminated water or food or engaging in sexual practices involving anal contact. Injection drug users who share unclean needles also are at risk. There is a vaccine available to prevent hepatitis A. You get one of these: Jedi Goat- Hepatitis B - A virus-induced liver disease that infects approximately 73,000 Americans each year. The hepatitis B virus is found in blood, semen, vaginal secretions and saliva. Hepatitis B may damage the liver, putting people at risk for cirrhosis and liver cancer. There is a vaccine available to prevent hepatitis B. Would you wear anything but a fedora? Darth Irish- Hepatitis C -- Another virus-induced liver disease. It appears to be more common among heterosexuals and injection drug users than hepatitis B. There is no vaccine for hepatitis C. There’s no cure for you baby! You get a little leprechaun hat.
maddux: you are a Dry Vagina. Again, not exactly a disease, but not exactly a blessing either. You are caused by dissinterested women or men who don’t take time out for foreplay. Don’t forget your Pith Helmet!
Beer Baron of Canada is a Chancroid -- A highly contagious sexually transmitted disease caused by the Hemophilus ducreyi bacterium. It appears as a pimple, chancre, sore or ulcer on the skin of the genitals. You wear, of course, a beer helmet
Sir RamaLamaDingDong- Trichomoniasis -- An infection with a flagellated (it has a little tail) protozoan, Trichomonas vaginalis. When symptomatic, the infection results in vaginitis in women and urethritis in men. Coon skin cap!!!!
Agent George- you are Genital warts Probably the most disgusting STD. Genital warts may be small, flat, flesh-colored bumps or tiny, cauliflower-like bumps. In men, genital warts can grow on the penis, near the anus, or between the penis and the scrotum. In women, genital warts may grow on the vulva and perineal area, in the vagina and on the cervix. Nasty. Witch’s hat for you buddy.
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Agent George
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I got them by touching frogs... sexually
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Anal sex and dirty needles! Is there anything better?
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PJ gets anal sex, and I get a terminal disease!!! I feel screwed, or not, depending on how you look at it.
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quote:Originally posted by Darth Irish: PJ gets anal sex, and I get a terminal disease!!! I feel screwed, or not, depending on how you look at it.
I'm more than happy to share DI. Just say the word.
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We're hepatitus brothers, I don't think that's allowed except in Mississippi and Alabama.
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Archive please. Oh my wrist started hurting again this morning, I think Im going to go see a doctor.
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Elijahs_Babe
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i wanna be an std
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HAHA!! I am no STD...but I would like a hat please. Thanks.
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quote:Originally posted by Wessan: Archive please. Oh my wrist started hurting again this morning, I think Im going to go see a doctor.
Are you going blind?
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Yea my perscription changed about 3 months ago.
quote:Originally posted by Cerina_Warlu: HAHA!! I am no STD...but I would like a hat please. Thanks.
You cant be an STD when you have all of them. Here's a tiara:
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Great work. This is the way Lando should be!
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Too bad KFJ is too much of a noob, he left out many of the great Lando members that made this place what it is and placed such noobs as Maddux and Chatham in this category that are nothing more than repetitive alias/trolls, for shame KFJ for shame.
Maddux is no better than Joey, Basement Boy, Carny, LoB, Herbivore/Omnivore, and other great Trolling members. You just know Maddux cuz you're both noobs. Same reason for Chatham, hes the same as Jacen, just n00ber.
I want a recount, this time with correct representation of members and hats along with more quality oldtimers, no n00bs please. KFJ, do some research if you still want to do this.
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trolls calling other people trolls. its like im in a really really lame bizzaro world.
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Why all the hate between old school and new?
Some of us have been here the whole time and enjoy all the generations that have come.
Let's quit the who's newb debate.
And Milotic isn't a newb, He's just Dr. Strangelove who can be occasionally funny, but usually can't go a few weeks without getting himself banned for being a total prick to people.
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