quote:Originally posted by CheshireCat: it's impossible for all landoites to be std's because i'm a virgin and will be untill marriage (if any girl is brave enough) (maybe gwen stefani) (or mistress jacen)
Worst. Reply. Ever.
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Excuse me, Mr. Double Oh Shut the hell up! I believe the script clearly indicates that that is my line. So please remove yourself from this thread, so that I may hurl the insults, instead of absorbing them. Thank you.
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I shall now return to my Comic Book Store where i dispense the insults, instead of absorbing them... Posts: 8 | From: Comic Book Store | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Tank: Some of us have been here the whole time and enjoy all the generations that have come.
But the generation that involved me is the best right? Because of me? OH TANK I NEED YOUR APPROVAL!! NOW! CRACKER!
Dude, our generation was the best, we had all the greats, yourself and me obviously, KKBB was moderator, Akipk still visited frequently, LoB was still an a$$... I was still at school, It was good in them days...
EDIT: Damn, I might have left school, but I still can't spell or proof-read!
EDIT2: I give up! I mispelt proof!!!
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quote:Originally posted by Stallion: Which one am I?
You are not an STD, you are sickle cell anemia
In case your head quit working, he called you black.
Gold.
And really-- Syphilis is the best. All the artistic greats had it and went crazy,
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Ignig: You are Scabies. An infestation of the top layer of skin caused by the parasite, Sarcoptes scabiei, often called scabies or mites. Scabies are transmitted through close physical contact. Transmission is more likely when partners spend the night together than during a brief sexual encounter...German Biker Helmet!
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quote:Originally posted by Tank: And really-- Syphilis is the best. All the artistic greats had it and went crazy,
Al Capone had it too. That means youre a bad-ass.
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I love Karma because I can do bad things to people all day and assume they had it coming. Posts: 5636 | From: Victoria, Texas | Registered: May 2003
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quote: Sir RamaLamaDingDong- Trichomoniasis -- An infection with a flagellated (it has a little tail) protozoan, Trichomonas vaginalis. When symptomatic, the infection results in vaginitis in women and urethritis in men. Coon skin cap!!!!
I had that one.
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She wanted to suck on it, but now she is saddened because she cant.
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I love Karma because I can do bad things to people all day and assume they had it coming. Posts: 5636 | From: Victoria, Texas | Registered: May 2003
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Agent George
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if you are bored, try looking some of these up on google image search. Its hours of laughter and fun for the whole family.
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CheshireCat
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quote:Originally posted by Sir RamaLamaDingDong: Consider this thread, dead.
i'll bring the flowers if you bring the gravestone ^^
i <3 funerals
no really it wasn't dead O.o
what do you mean dead anyway- this had no life to begin with thus i digress into endless psychobabble yatta yatta and so on
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Just because I leave for a week deosn't mean you have to leave me out... I feel so dejected...
I mean, more than I usually feel when I come here.
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CheshireCat
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killa is one of the dejected!
oo how depressing and blue hewed i could make your lifetime original biographical movie
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that's okay everyone get's out of their lando depression someday!
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Kung Fu Jawa
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quote:Originally posted by Sir RamaLamaDingDong: Ignig: You are Scabies. An infestation of the top layer of skin caused by the parasite, Sarcoptes scabiei, often called scabies or mites. Scabies are transmitted through close physical contact. Transmission is more likely when partners spend the night together than during a brief sexual encounter...German Biker Helmet!
Dammit Rama! You took a good one! Good form, though.
Mr_KissKissBangBang- you are a Fever Blister. Also known as Herpes Simplex 1. Unlike your brother, Chatham (Herpes Simplex 2), you only need to get to first base to infect a host. Fever blisters are painful fluid filled blisters that usually occur on the lips, chin, cheeks or in the nostrils. Your hat is a propeller beanie.
Milotic- you are Impotence. More of a sexual disorder than a disease, your inability to satisfy women makes you lash out at those who can. Destined to live a sad, isolated life, your only solace is that you cannot contract many of the other diseases listed unless of course you like to eat shit. Wear your dunce cap with pride!
ThunderDroid- by special request you are Crabs, the Diet Coke of STDs. Crabs or, pubic lice, are tiny insects that live off human blood. Although they're often found around the genitals, they can live in any part of the body with hair. Sex is not required for contraction. Dirty bedding or toilet seats can also be the culprit. You get an official, limited edition Rene Magritte Derby!
You know, there aren’t as many STD’s as I thought there were.
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wait wait wait, BUT STILL NO MASTER PIMP, SO IT STILL SUX.
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Kung Fu Jawa
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Fine. Master Pimp is Mononucleosis. Mono, or the ‘kissing disease,’ is caused by the Epstein-Barr virus and remains in your body for life. Symptoms include fatigue, weakness, sore throat, swollen lymph nodes in the neck and armpits and asoft, swollen spleen. Significant complications of mononucleosis include enlargement of the spleen. In extreme cases, the spleen may rupture, causing sharp, sudden pain in the left side of your upper abdomen and possibly DEATH!!!!!! Have a leopard skin fez.
If I don't hear from him soon, I'm giving it to someone else.
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I dont think Master Pimp has posted since Thunder Driod's Lando Fiction thing, cant remember the name, but yea, TD made it.
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I love Karma because I can do bad things to people all day and assume they had it coming. Posts: 5636 | From: Victoria, Texas | Registered: May 2003
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And still no me!!! Stop leaving me out! First the banner then this!!
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Kung Fu Jawa
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F*** off.
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Austin
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What about me?
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