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Master Pimp
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Fourth of July is upon us, and in fulfillment of my community service for a public nusance charge, I am required and excited to bring you this game.

Here's how it works...

I post a term. This term is either a brand/nickname of a condom or a type/nickname of a firework. The first correct answer gets two points, the next answer gets one point unless I decide to post the next one. The winner gets valuable cash and prizes chosen especially for you.

How is this educational? Wouldn't you feel dumb strapping on a firework in a romantic situation. In the same light, a lady could get hurt if the wrong choice was made and not caught.

I'll start out with some easy ones

The first is Rubber


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I think that's a firework

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well, guess i'm not getting the 2 points since I'm the not first to answer.

ohh well, i'll just go with condom.
[someone already said fireworks!][might as well]


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Sorry, first correct answer gets two points.
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I think it's pretty obvious that a rubber is a condom. What's the next question, MP?
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These first few are very easy

Sparkler


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Firework

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Melissa 'Da Kissa
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i'll go with firework too
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Mr. KKBB-2
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Melissa Da Kissa-1

Bottle Rocket


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firework
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Is this part of your community service, MP?

Yes, it's a firework.


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once again i'll agree with kkbb .... firework
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Yes it is Rjinn. I'm teaching the kids valuable informaion. My parole officer approved it.

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Trojan


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Condom.
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condom

damn i'm slow


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Mr.KKBB-5
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Roman Candle


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firework
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Damn I'm slow.

Firework.


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Mr. KKBB-7
Rjinn-4
Melissa Da Kissa-2
pixie-always-2
nuke the whales-1

Well, that ends this round. The next round will probably be later tonight and should be a little tougher.


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Regis, eat your heart out!

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What's pathetic is I feel asleep last night trying to decide how a condom could be a firework. Now that is saaaad

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Lando was and always shall be the ultimate pimp but KKBB runs a close second.


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POW! POP! BANG BANG BANG! BAM!

...AAAaaaaahh!


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how a condom could be a firework....hmmm, I think i could come up w/ something.
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the most I got was put some kind of gas inside with like confetti or something so at least when it explodes it will sprinkle. but for fire... I don't know. A string stuck inside with bubble gum? then like blow it up and tie it like a balloon and set the string on fire? Would that actually work scientifically? (I told you I get strange inspirations late at night.)

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Hey, I'm back.

The next one is Auto-Fooler


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condom
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If I just keep posting my answer over and over until you come back, would I just rack up a bunch of points? Hey, gotta take your loopholes wherever you can finds dem!
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nope, sorry Maker. Your actually wrong on this one. An Auto-Fooler is indeed a firework. You would have felt kinda silly now wouldn't you.

Since I have to get up early and won't be around alot tomorrow,I have a new way of doing this now. I am going to leave a list of 4 and then you list the answers. One point for each correct answer and two bonus points for getting them all right.

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Mr. KKBB-7
Rjinn-4
Melissa Da Kissa-2
pixie-always-2
nuke the whales-1

The next four are
magnum
whiz bang
atlas
prophylatic

Good luck

GOODNIGHT NOW!


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Magnum - Condom
Whiz Bang - Firework
Atlas - Condom
Prophylatic - Condom

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Magnum-Condom
Whiz Bang-Firework
Atlas-Firework
Prophylatic-Condom

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I think Mel's right.

Condom
Firework
Firework
Condom


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Magnum - Condom
Whiz Bang - Firework
Atlas - Firework
Prophylatic - Condom

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condoms
Magnum
Prophylatic
Atlas

fireworks
Whiz Bang

Light that Atlas up and all you'll get burnt rubber. There might actually be an Atlas firework, but I didn't research enough to know. If you can find proof, I'll give you your points back if I messed up. Otherwise

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Next four are...
Floral Shell
Tiger Head
Titanic
Golden Circle


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Hm. Only know one for certain. How about:

Firework
Firework
Firework
Condom


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Oh, and I'd like to hear a little bit more about this public nuisance charge.
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I'm not as sure on these as I was on the last ones...But this seems as likely as any

Floral Shell - Firework
Tiger Head - Firework
Titanic - Firework
Golden Circle - Condom

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firework
condom
firework
condom

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