quote:Originally posted by Darth Bane: Who wants to be my Blackout Master?
So you wanna be a Blackout Jedi, huh? Peachy. We're gonna make you the coolest Blackout Jedi ever.
Here, first thing you do is take this carton of deathsticks and smoke every last one of 'em. NO HOTBOXING, obviously. Assuming you're still conscious when you're done, this should make your voice sound like Lunchlady Doris' and your breath smell like a glue factory.
Let me know when Task One is complete and we'll move on. I'll give ya a sneak preview: Task Two involves Kessel spices. By the pound.
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Noooo Sith rule Jedi druel!!! Be A sith There better!
*glances around at the room full of Jedi* Ummm hi
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I could have sworn I posted in here this morning. :hmm:
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Break out the booze and whatever sleepwear you fancy. I don't give a **** if it's nine a.m.!
Let's see.. topic of the morning.
UNDERWEAR!!
I love sexy panties. It's like a thing with my galfriends and I. When we have a sad event, say a boyfriend breaks up with one of us, or we someone doesn't do so well on a final we go underwear shopping! That being said what's everyone's favorite style of underwear?
Personally I'm a HUGE fan of the sting bikini:
That's pretty much ALL I buy anymore. There's just enough fabric it's not a thong (which I personally have never gotten used to) but not TOO much fabric.. like even the standard bikini is too much babric imo.
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Underwear's overrated. It's better to do without.
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Not when you wear the kind of jeans girls do. Seriously I don't want eczema downstairs.
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Amen to that. Thongs and boyshorts to avoid pantylines.
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Ooo I like boyshorts too. Which is funny since it's the oppisite of what I typically like. I don't have many of them though.
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They're great for lounging around in. :thumpsup:
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Yes indeed. I love pairing them with a tank and sleeping or working out in them.
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I have the hips of a prehistoric goddess figurine, and the boyshorts they sell for girls give me a bigger wedgie than a thong does. And they make me look awful
However, I am currently wearing a pair of guys' boxer-briefs. I like those for sleep shorts...
My fave daytime undies are hipsters or bikinis
Alright ladies, what about bras? I'm, um... friggin HUGE on top, and I just recently discovered the Cacique Sensual collection. omg, they are the absolute best. I love the balconette style
So, I bought a Christmassy lingerie yesterday... and a Santa hat. lol. And for the heck of it, I bought Joe a set of red Santa boxers. They're so cheesy it's funny.
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Hmm.. I'm pretty big on top too Iceheart. *cough*36D*cough* So I get really aggrevated with bra shopping. I don't like too much padding. It pushes the girls up to my chin, lol. A little lift is ok but GOD. I also don't like the thick strapped ones. So like in the case of my underwear less is more. The only thing with doing that with bras is that they don't last very long and the ones that do are freakin expensive.
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Hey, Playboy's putting out a special edition of VS like they did for Wal*Mart and companies like that.
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I like VS Cotton Panty low-rise bikinis, and for bras I like the VS Ipex demi bra, the VS Angels Secret Embrace bra, or the Very Sexy push-up bra.
Thankfully, underwear shopping is about the only type of shopping that doesn't drive me bonkers. I can find underwear that fits me, but not actual clothes.
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^ Just like that's human-speak for "I have zero tact"?
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Not really Armitage Skanks (SP?), Johnny Lemonhead, or whatever you're calling yourself this week.
Some of us can be truthful and have tact at the same time.
For instance, lets say someone you loved was in an accident and killed. I can either tell you that in the way I just put it or I can describe it to you in gory, specific detail that might haunt you for years. It's the truth either way.
Plus you don't have to say anything.
This temp board been up for less than a few days and you're already being a troll. Is that just your nature?
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