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I just realized I've never started a thread in any of our previous downtime forums, so I figured, why not mark the occasion with something unapologetically useless and bandwagonesque?
Remember, kids, anything you can do, I can do worse.
So.. Who wants jerky?
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Great. My booth is surrounded by non-customers. Why don't I just have my going-out-of-business sale now?
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quote:Originally posted by Joey Ramone: I bet you haven't read all the Babysitter's Club books. I have.
quote:Originally posted by Joey Ramone: They are available on VHS and DVD.
How does watching the movie count as reading all of the books?
(says she who has read 60-some of the books, 6 or so super specials, about the same number of mysteries and 8 or so of the "Little Sister" series... I was like, eight, shut up)
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Well my colon always stays where it is supposed to, it's not moving around so it can't stick to anything. Jerky on the other hand is on a path downwards and out. Well unless you don't feel good then it can be on a path upwards and out... although I bet barfing jerky would feel real bad... anyway, the point is that the jerky is moving and the colon is not. Therefore jerky sticks and a colon does not.
Beef Jerky is always a treat - particularly when it's home-made. Most of the store stuff just isn't that good.
I've had jerky made ostrich - that was pretty interesting. I wouldn't mind having it again. Jerky made of alligator is also very interesting, too bad I haven't seen any in a long time. Bison jerky is really great - bison meat in general has a wonderful taste all on it's own, and it makes for some fine eating jerky. While I've not made turkey jerky {or had any home/hand-made}, I've tried out Oberto's rendition - very nice, it has a mild flavor but still plenty tasty.
And you ask if I want jerky? Indubitably, then answer is yes!
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-------------------- I wish the expression 'free will' had never been invented. It is not recorded in Scripture either and should more justly be called self-will, which is worthless. --- Martin Luther
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal --- Leo Tolstoy Posts: 8113 | From: Virginia Beach, Virginia | Registered: May 2002
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